• Name: David Walliams
  • Age: 40
  • Occupation: Comedian
  • Best work: Rock Profiles
  • Worst work: Little Britain USA
  • Worth: ££££
  • Significant others: Dutch supermodel Lara Stone
  • Most likely to: churn out a tired catchphrase

British comedian who partnered with Matt Lucas to create Little Britain, which brought him huge fame and a newfound ability to pull any famous woman he liked. Alas, the endless paparazzi shots of Walliams with yet another bird always revealed the face of a creepy uncle who knows the girls are only holding onto his arm because it’s attached to a sports car. He also wrote a childrens’ book called The Boy In The Dress, which made a bit more sense of him dressing in a frock screaming “I’m a laaaaydeeeee” on the telly. Still, you have to be impressed by a man who slathered himself in goose fat and swam the whole way across the polluted murk of the English Channel, raising a cool million quid for Comic Relief. In May 2010 he married Dutch supermodel Lara Stone. His latest television programme, Come Fly With Me, has been accused of being racist and tasteless, but most importantly not funny.

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