• Name: David Walliams
• Age: 38
• Occupation: Comedian
• Best Work: Rock Profiles
• Worst work: Little Britain USA
• Worth: ££££
• Significant Others: anyone
• Most Likely to: churn out a tired catchphrase
• PAPS: 223
• SLAPS: 167

British comedian who partnered with Matt Lucas to create Little Britain, which brought him huge fame and a newfound ability to pull any famous woman he liked. Alas, the endless paparazzi shots of Walliams with yet another bird always revealed the face of a creepy uncle who knows the girls are only holding onto his arm because it’s attached to a sports car. He also wrote a childrens’ book called The Boy In The Dress, which made a bit more sense of him dressing in a frock screaming “I’m a laaaaydeeeee” on the telly. Still, you have to be impressed by a man who slathered himself in goose fat and swam the whole way across the polluted murk of the English Channel, raising a cool million quid for Comic Relief.