We hope you found a suitable way to fill the void in your life left by yesterday's absence of HM POTD, but do not fret, we have a quite incredible collection today to make up for it - good enough to print off, frame and hang on your bedroom wall. There's hetrosexual man Derek Hough pumping iron with hetrosexual brother of Cheryl, Garry Tweedy, Brian McFadden still trying to pretend he's relevant in Australia, Paris Hilton on her way to a Mexican themed party without her sombrero and plump Sharon Osbourne hanging out with her best pal, Anastacia. Kelly Brook's in there somewhere too, but we think you might have seen enough of her today.

We have literally nothing to say about Kate Middleton and Prince William's little jolly around North America, so let's turn the above picture of Jennifer Lopez meeting the newlyweds into a caption competition instead. Our attempt is above. Can you do better?