“Don’t put your daughter on the stage, Mrs Worthington,” went the old Noel Coward refrain. If only he’d sung it to Mrs Lohan instead. Not content with her daughter Lindsay being a child star and then a rehab flunkie, Dina has been making a reality TV show called Living Lohan about her younger daughter Ali’s attempts to be a teenage pop star. She has also been criticised for bringing TV cameramen from Entertainment Tonight with her to visit Lindsay in drug rehabilitation, against her daughter’s wishes. Can you imagine having a mum like that? You can? Poor you.