New York Fashion Week starts today, people, which means we can get excited about the autumn winter 2012/2013 without even having to imagine it ever getting warm again, handy. To kick off the proceedings, AmfAR held a gala to raise money for HIV/AIDs research. Tom Ford was feeling so charitable that he allowed Lohan to sully one of his dresses whilst dressed as a Donatella Versace dressed as a scorched tumble weed. He's nicer than us.

What were you doing last night? Cooking? Cleaning? Trying to keep an argument from becoming GBH? Trying to turn an argument into GBH? Whatever you were doing, it's almost certain that out in London, a celebrity was doing it better.