• Name: Emma Bunton
• Age: 34
• Occupation: Singer
• Best Work: 2 Become 1
• Worst work: Holler
• Worth: £££££
• Significant Others: Jade Jones
• Most Likely to: not offend
• PAPS: 210
• SLAPS: 123

Emma Bunton and Mel C were the two Spice Girls who could actually sing, whose solo careers weren’t embarrassing, who waited years to have a baby and who got less famous rather than more so after the band ended. Emma was the youngest Spice of all and started out wearing pigtails and babydoll dresses. She tried to shake off the Baby label before- she once told The Face that she didn’t want to be a baby any more, she wanted to be a hot sexy bitch. Indeed, she was thought to be having a long-term affair with their manager Simon Fuller back in the day. But it took having a baby with her boyfriend Jade Jones to finally transfer the nickname to her child. Which must be nice. Quite fit in real life.