Holy Moly! - Eva Longoria

The Girl With The Backless Dress

Gemma Exley — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 15:03:34 +0000

The week in fashion: HM style round-up, 16 December 2011

Rooney's pretty much owned the week - and we think she deserves it after having to spend much of the year either naked or looking angry in combats. But just because the actress has softened her style now, it doesn't mean she's chucked Lisbeth to the curb entirely - she recently admitted that literary heroine gave her a taste for androgyny, which definitely shows. Probably just as well since she has another two sequels left to film... Too bad for her real life sister Kate Mara who looked more like The Girl With The Bad Dress at the New York prem.

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Putting the 'no' in noble

Gemma Exley — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 16:39:48 +0000

Noble Gift Gala, with Mariah Carey, Eva Longoria, Lizzie Cundy and an Ecclestone

Take Tamara Eccletone, it must actually be a challenge for her trying to work out what to spend her fortune on next (and a challenge to work out anything, tbh). According to her dad Bernie, her and her sister Petra have been irresponsibly ripping through the almost $5 billion he set away for them to invest.

Talking to the Mail, Bernie said:

“The idea was that they’d buy super-quality property that would be long-term, for their children and everything else.

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We were going to wear that tonight

Gemma Exley — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 11:54:35 +0000

The week in fashion: HM style round-up, 28 October 2011

The red carpet has been rolling through many occasions this week - the Q Awards, for instance, brought out Jessie J in a unitard while the Hollywood Awards had Michelle Williams in a Nina Ricci gown. The latter obviously wins, but kudos to the former for her speedy fringe-growning out skills.

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Here come the girls!

Gemma Exley — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 10:37:37 +0000

The week in fashion: HM style round-up, 21 October 2011

Doesn't all that sparkly stuff on Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift and Eva Longoria make you feel all festive inside? Let's not get too far ahead of ourselves though because florals are still quite dominate on the red carpet, with Alice Eve, Felicity Huffman and Gillain Jacobs all looking elegant in print. Playing it slightly safer in monochrome, we have Evan Rachel Wood, Kim Kardashian, Emma Stone, Margo Stiley and Chloe Moretz, the latter of which also threw the lace trend into her mix. Hey, she's 14-years-old and has a better wardrobe than you - just come to terms with it.

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Wintour gets feld up

Peter Meehan — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 12:52:58 +0000

The devil wears Lager: HM Pictures of the Day 7th September

Anyway, the celebs getting up to mischief in today's edition are:

Dominic Cooper at the premiere of The Devils Double in Amsterdam, although we're sure the film came out ages ago. Dannii Minogue was in Melbourne at the VIP Bar for Spring Fashion Week and Rutger Hauer was in Venice for the Film Festival.

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It's actually the other Tamara though...

Harry Bow — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 15:33:04 +0000

Tamara Melon: HM Pictures of the Day, 25th July 2011

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Desperate Film-makers

Mon, 18 Jul 2011 11:20:16 +0000

Eva Longoria films lesbian scene for 'Without Men', take a peek here

In fact, we're starting to think that the only reason this film was written in the first place was so they could get Eva Longoria to kiss another lady's breasts.

It's just a good example of finding a basic idea and working around it, really.

In this case, the basic idea is Eva Longoria lezzing it up, and the way they've worked around it is by getting rid of all the men, leaving her with no choice but vagina or celibacy. One simple idea turned into a box office smash. A work of genius by the writers, if we're honest.

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Celebrity hotpot, everybody!!!

John Hill — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 13:00:53 +0000

Don't tell the wife, about anything: HM Pictures of the Day 16th June 2011

In fact, there's so many exciting pics that we're not going to tell you exactly who we've got, just that if you think of your favourite celebrity in the whole wide world, they're probably in our gallery.

Ok, we'll tell you one. It's dreamboat superhunk Gerard Butler. OMG He's so dreamy. We wish they'd remake The Notebook, but with him in it instead of Ryan Gosling, or maybe he and Tom Hardy could split it 50/50 and Alexander Skarsgård could replace the woman. OMG DREAMY. Scream.

Anyway, you get the idea.

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The Darkness are back

John Hill — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 13:52:07 +0000

'My eyes are up here': HM Pictures of the Day 9th June 2011

Here they are. Reformed and ready to play. Congratulations Justin.

Anyway, aside from The Darkness, in today's collection of snaps the celebs did want you to see we've got those simpleton space cadets Jedward, silver skinned alien Justin Bieber, Charlize Theron, Nicole Kidman, Tom 'Thumb' Cruise, Kim How-the-fuck-are-you-still-making-cash Kardashian and poor old Imogen Thomas, who was finally able to get up the courage to flash her tits out and about in London last night, but even then they were at half-mast.

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Hi Tom Hanks!

Mon, 06 Jun 2011 13:11:52 +0000

Scary old crows: HM Pictures of the day 6th June 2011

Elsewhere we have another straw haired, empty headed blonde in the form of Paris Hilton, who was at the 125cc race at the Montmelo circuit. No need for the leathers Paris, we already know what an easy rider you are. At least she's familiar with helmets.

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