• Name: Frankie Cocozza
  • Name:
  • Occupation: X Factor hopeful
  • Best work: Singing well
  • Worst work: Getting kicked off X Factor for breaking a 'golden rule'
  • Worth: Less than £
  • Significant others: Anyone and everyone
  • Most likely to: Be dead soon

Likely to be adored by pre-teen girls and people with a personality disorder, but be hated by everyone mentally balanced by anyone above the age of 16. Before he even started his first audition, Frankie got his arse out to show off the seven girl's names tattoed whereupon. It sort of set the precedent for the rest of his X Factor career - a proper arse.

In the live shows, everyone's kind of realised that he's not that good of a singer and is out of his depth. He is always on the cusp of getting kicked out, but the powers that be see him as too valuable to lose.

In the end they didn't deem him too valuable after the rumours that he talked about his coke-fuelled sex romps in front of show producers. He was kicked out for being a shit.

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