- Name: Gene Simmons
- Age: 62
- Occupation: Musician
- Best work: All of that Kiss hoo-ha
- Worst work: The Celebrity Apprentice
- Worth: ££££
- Significant others: Pornstar Shannon Tweed
- Most likely to: Wave his stupid tongue about
KISS bassist Gene Simmons, has been rocking and rolling since the early 70s and shows no sign of slowing down. Apparently he 'just wanna rock and roll all night' which cost loads in cleaning bills alone.
He has a surpemely long tongue, which he may have used to pleasure some of the 4,000 women that he claims to have slept with, even though he has dated former Playboy Playmate Shannon Tweed for 28 years. Hopefully he wrapped it up, otherwise his dick might look like a cauliflower these days.
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