• Name: George Michael
  • Age: 48
  • Occupation: Singer-songwriter
  • Best work: Careless Whisper
  • Worst work: St Trinians
  • Worth: ££
  • Significant others: Kenny Goss
  • Most likely to: Be found slumped at the wheel again

Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou's forthcoming autobiography is hoped to reveal the story on just what has been going on with the messed-up popstar lately. A number of recent arrests on driving and drugs charges and the postponement of his civil partnership ceremony with Goss have caused concern. With Wham! And in his later solo career Micheal was responsible for a clutch of great pop classics including Last Christmas and Careless Whisper. Also put in a memorable performance singing the line 'but say a prayer, and pray for the other one' on Do They Know it's Christmas? Served 4 weeks in prison in 2010 for crashing into a Snappy Snaps while stoned.

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