• Name: Girls Aloud
• Age: 8
• Occupation: Popgroup
• Best Work: Call The Shots
• Worst work: Advertising kit kats
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others:
• Most Likely to: Get drunk at the NME awards
• PAPS: 154
• SLAPS: 159

Five-headed glitter monster, Girl Aloud's fame seems to just keep getting bigger - while the girls themselves get thinner. After their beginnings on Pop Stars the Rivals they were expected to be a one-or-two hit wonder but since then they've had loads top ten hits and four massive albums. The girls must spent most of their lives getting their make-up done and squeezed into dresses and they always look fabulous- see the video for the Promise and the fact that event the ginger one is something of a fashion muse these days. However, they do need to watch their shapely backs. Two words: the Saturdays.