Mmmmm, Martine McLuncheon meat... We're not really sure what goes on at the Academy Awards Nominations Luncheon, but we imagine it's George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Michelle Williams and Meryl Streep filling up around the cold meat tray. Williams is more of a prosciutto kinda gal, whereas Pitt goes for cold turkey and Clooney likes a nice pork sausage. Obviously Michael Fassbender and his luncheon truncheon wasn't in attendance since, along with Ryan Gosling, he was mistakenly missed from the nominations list.

It must be difficult to hold an award ceremony for old people because you have to balance the level of mystery that's needed for handing out the actual awards with the constant threat of heart attacks and trouser-staining in the audience if it becomes too shocking.