• Name: Gok Wan
  • Age: 37
  • Occupation: Stylist, broadcaster
  • Best work: How to Look Good Naked
  • Worst work: Specsavers awards
  • Worth: £
  • Significant others: Unknown, likely a very lucky twink
  • Most likely to: Grab your bangers

Fat, Chinese and gay, Wan was a bully's dream at school. Since then, the slimmed-down grinner has turned these characteristics into selling points, able to understand the British every-woman's body anxieties and correct them with industrial under garments. Gok's unparalleled familiarity with the hosiery sections of high street department stores has helped to build his primetime brand. Catch him on every TV channel, every night, buy his range of 'Sexy Shapewear', respect his investigations into teenage obesity and admire his powerful gleam as he undresses another divorced 50-something on a big screen in a shopping centre near you. All hail the Gok media Empire!

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