• Name: Gordon Ramsey
  • Age: 45
  • Occupation: Chef / TV presenter
  • Best work: Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares
  • Worst work: Gordon's gin adverts
  • Worth: ££
  • Significant others: the loyal Tana
  • Most likely to: Tell you to fuck off

The crater-faced chef's status as an arbiter of culinary perfection was somewhat undermined by his appearance in adverts for a mid-market gin that happened to share his name. A Michellin-starred chef, his TV shows including Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares utilise his trademark profanity in humiliating hapless provincial cooks. He's totally an Alpha male, running marathons in size 15 feet, heavy-swearing, fathering children, allegedly having affairs and having lots of plastic surgery on his face.

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