• Name: Guy Ritchie
  • Age: 43
  • Occupation: Director
  • Best work: Lock, Stock
  • Worst work: Swept Away
  • Worth: ££
  • Significant others: Jacqui Ainsley
  • Most likely to: Push the trouble and strife down the apples and stairs

Poor old little lord Ritchie, dumped by Madonna and his latest film RocknRolla widely-panned, he's got some way to climb back to his levels of late-90s fame. He did gain some respect, however, for not going after Madge's money in the divorce. he has since got together with model Jacqui Ainsley, the pair are expecting their first child together. Despite his privileged background, the mockney producer has insisted on ploughing a seam of lower-class and criminal subject matter. Needs to save himself with a decent movie.

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