Holy Moly! - Halle Berry

Halle Derriere

Peter Meehan — Mon, 15 Aug 2011 14:12:41 +0000

KISS this: HM Pictures of the Day 15th August

The first picture, which we're sure is why you clicked on this article to begin with, is Gene's Simmons less than savoury derriere. Gene is reportedly newly-engaged to Shannon Tweed. No-one really cares about this as they've been together for about 50 years, but photographs asked to see the ring, he dropped his trousers and revealed a very unpleasant backside.

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No Woot: WOOT

New year, same old crap

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 12:37:01 +0000

New Year's Eve trailer: follow-up to Valentine's Day, double the cheese and A-listers

It's the follow-up to Valentine's Day, which was - or at least it looked like it was from the part of the trailer we could stomach - the cheesiest film ever made, with an equally large cast...

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When's Mary Byrne getting her honorary degree?

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 15:08:04 +0000

Like a Common Person: HM Pictures of the Day 19th July

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Mischa's looking good

John Hill — Thu, 26 May 2011 16:00:21 +0000

Hilary's melons: HM Pictures of the Day 26th May 2011

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Buffet left pristine

Mr. HM — Fri, 20 May 2011 15:03:41 +0000

Models galore at the opening of Beauty Culture, us neither.

Gawd knows what goes on at the Annenberg Space for Photography where this event (BEAUTY CULTURE!) was being held but apparently (snigger) they (sips water) photgraphed Halle's comets.

Joining Halle was Katie Holmes who git allowed out by the aliens for a couple of hours, Gisele looking as disgusting and ugly as usual and a "bevvy" of other "beauties".

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The Holiest of Molies

John Hill — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 10:52:09 +0000

Santo Antonio: HM Pictures of the Day 18th April 2011

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Sting like a bee

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 13:07:40 +0000

Juicy Berry: HM Pictures of the Day 21st March 2011

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An' who's your date?

Harry Bow — Sun, 27 Feb 2011 23:58:19 +0000

Oscars 2011: full red carpet coverage - all the pictures

The guests are in for the 2011 Oscars - we're updating the complete red carpet coverage as we go, so keep refreshing... It's pretty much started with a bang though - not the two mile line of stragglers we saw at the Grammys. Good lord, Nicole Kidman and Sharon Stone's faces, but we're rather impressed with how well everyone else has scrubbed up (although it looks like Katy Perry took all the hair products with her from the marital home when she went on tour).

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Dude, Where's My Ma? (right next to you, Ashton)

Harry Bow — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 10:40:46 +0000

Costume Designers Guild Awards 2011: how about a bit of recognition for the airbrushers?

"Costume designers, hey? They're the unsung heroes of the film industry, so how about throwing an award bash for them?" "Okay, but instead of actually giving the wardrobe department recognition, wouldn't it be more interesting to give the prizes to the actors who wear the clothes?" "Yep, definitely, more people will be interested then." "Okay, that's that sorted."

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It's Berry bad news for you Gabriel, Halle wants to crush your Monster Balls

John Hill — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 14:59:52 +0000

Halle Berry VS Gabriel Aubry: To the winner goes the child

So what's this monumental decision we want you to make? It is of course whether you think custody of Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry's two year old daughter Nahla should go to Halle or Gabe. Don't pretend you don't care. We know you do.

Here's the evidence. Make of it what you will:

The Berry case:

(via People):

“Once they broke up he became verbally threatening to Halle. He is a vindictive guy.”

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