• Name: Heather Mills
• Age: 42
• Occupation: Charity campaigner / fantasist
• Best Work: Campaigning against landmines
• Worst work: Her personal website
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Divorced from Paul McCartney
• Most Likely to: Spin a yarn
• PAPS: 126
• SLAPS: 150

Heather Mills was a fairly unsuccessful model until, following a motorbike accident in 1993, her left leg was amputated below the knee. It is hard to unpick the story of her life because of her alleged tendency to lie, but it has involved raising both money and her public profile and marriage to and divorce from Paul McCartney. Mills represented herself in court in the divorce proceedings and was described by the judge as 'steely'. Quiet of late, but like the Borg she'll be back.