Holy Moly! - Heather Mills

Get yerself down Supercuts, Heather

BeccaDP — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 11:07:14 +0000

Heather Mills being sued for $80k worth of haircuts

Heather, who received a divorce settlement of £24.3million from Paul McCartney, used the hairdressing mad skillz of David Paul Miramontes repeatedly and expensively between 2005 and 2008, incurring a charge of $2,500 to $5,00 every time, and pleading poverty because she was awaiting the divorce money. Lo and behold, when the divorce cash came through, Heather broke off all contact with David, so that she could avoid the whopping $80,000 bill.

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One leg of evil

John Hill — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 10:09:28 +0000

Piers Morgan accuses Heather Mills of hacking Paul McCartney's phone, is 'hacked off'

Or do we? Maybe it was those rascally scoundrels all along. Maybe poor old Rupert The Murdoch was nothing but a yellow trousered (and eyed) patsy for those evil, fame hungry stars of stage and screen. Evil masterminds like Heather 'Thrills, Pills and (nasty) Spills' Mills. Or at least so says Piers while talking to his best pal Conan O'Brien about Heather's recent accusations that Piers had been a phonehacker of Macca:

'I kind of thought when Heather Mills poked her head up above the parapet, the whole thing got completely ridiculous,'

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He loves her, yeah yeah yeah

Sat, 07 May 2011 09:36:11 +0000

Paul McCartney engaged to Nancy Shevell, Heather Mills weeps into empty piggy bank

We don't know much about Nancy Shevell, and we want to know whether she's good enough for our P-Mac. So, as expert detectives - also known as 'Wikipedia users' - we've managed to track down her life history and find out every single little thing about her. Well, mainly the fact she's a multi-millionairess from New York. And that she does something to do with transport. But mainly the millionaire bit.

Happy news all round then, as it means Macca doesn't need to worry too much about that pre-nup.

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Rumour Mills working overtime

Harry Bow — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 09:36:02 +0000

Heather Mills' former publicist accuses Macca's ex of lying about abuse, another lawsuit

We've had a quiet few months from Heather Mills - last we heard she was telling teachers at her daughter's parents evening that Beatrice got her musical talent from herself, but now she's back, back, BACK in her favourite place, the claims court, where she is being sued by her former publicist for unpaid fees totaling $168,000.

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Gold Diggers

HM writer — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 14:16:49 +0000

Piers Morgan triples rating with debut US show, refuses to interview Heather Mills

Speaking to Entertainment Weekly, Piers said:

"I introduced her to Paul McCartney. Fact. At the 1999 Daily Mirror Pride of Britain Awards, I brought them both to the event.

"Paul sat next to me, asked me all about her. I said: "I think you'd get on brilliantly; she's a vegetarian, she's very attractive, intelligent."

Piers never was very good with first impressions...

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Die Freuden der Liebe

John Hill — Thu, 16 Dec 2010 09:56:52 +0000

Heather Mills is on the British paralympic skiing team, seems unsure of who to sue

She's recently covered such diverse topics as: claiming her new vegan fast food V-Bites restaurant chain will be bigger than McDonalds in a few years, explaining how her role was pivotal in the recent addition of The Beatles back catalogue to iTunes and finally, how she was going to win gold in the 2014 paralympic games. Stunningly, the last one actually seems to be coming true.

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A waif and some strays

HM writer — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 10:37:30 +0000

Heather Mills celebrates cafe's one year anniversary, dogs turn up

Heather looked her usual sane self as she cavorted with fans (she's got a thing for dogs) wore a horrible dress, had her hair done like Jedward and offered the crowd lettuce leaves and tofu on the house.

She had said before the opening last year:

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Monopod mentalism

Metrosexual — Tue, 11 May 2010 09:43:13 +0000

Heather Mills dressed like a lady of the night at kids film premiere

Doddery Heather looked like she was having a whale of a time trying to upstage Britain's Got Talent turns like Diversity and George Sampson. The poor old dear must need a break from her tireless charity work. Pah!

Still, she enjoys a night out. Despite nabbing £23million from Paul McCartney she still entered (and won) a radio phone in competition last month for a pair of Whitney Houston gig tickets.

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Dancing on thin ice

HM writer — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 11:06:54 +0000

Heather Mills calls former nanny "money-grabbing", doesn't see irony

Mills, who refuses the discrimination claims against her, told the tribunal yesterday:

"Sara won't look at anyone in the eye because she is lying."

Mills, who employed Trumble when she was working as a masseuse for as little as £20 per week, starting speaking about herself in third person and continued:

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Madhatter Mills

HM writer — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 11:49:58 +0000

Heather Mills taken to an employment tribunal, reportedly "unpleasant" to work with

According to ex-nanny Sara Trumble, a former beauty therapist (and glamour model?), Mills was at first "generous" and "kind" but after her high profile divorce form Paul McCartney, became "rude", "horrible" and reduced Trumble to tears.

Trumble alleges that Mills demanded she returned to work during her maternity leave, was demoted to a cleaner without being properly informed, and was once forced to tell a camera crew how "wonderful" Mills was.

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