Holy Moly! - Holly Valance

10 points for his Flair

Gemma Exley — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 09:30:34 +0000

Strictly Come Dancing 2011: McFly's Harry Judd wins, Jason Donovan doesn't seem happy

Well done to Harry Judd who incredibly beat Anita Dobson, Edwina Currie, Lulu and Rory Bremner to the Strictly Come Dancing crown. The McFly drummer, previously known to the majority as 'the one who spent a night with Lindsay Lohan', earned full marks for his Argentine Tango in Saturday's live final, leaving Jason Donovan and Chelsee Healy in third and second place respectively.

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Does the Pope smoke dope? She might've done when she got dressed

Gemma Exley — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:32:39 +0000

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn premiere, mania hits UK, now with added z-listers

Is Twilight Saga: Breaking Hymen Dawn actually out yet or do we have to endure yet more pics of Grumpy and Poshy on the red carpet? SPOILER ALERT: this is the one where they have zzzzzzzzzex.

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Why was Olly Murs there?

Harry Bow — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 09:34:17 +0000

Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year Awards 2011: The red carpet arrivals and winners

The Cosmopolitan Ultimate Women of the Year Awards seemed to largely be an X Factor-based event, which was pleasant for everyone since Simon Cowell had reportedly given them a large boot up the arse earlier in the day. Tulisa and Kelly are apparently friends again, which is nice, although maybe not so much for Alexandra Burke, who was also in attendance and probably now has nothing to ruin do this weekend.

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Pint of London Pride

Gemma Exley — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 08:47:29 +0000

Pride of Britain Awards 2011: Cheryl Cole, Tulisa, Nicola Roberts, Abbey Clancy and more

The Pride of Britain awards are given to the unsung heroes of the nation, which is a very nice idea because it's normally pesky celebs hogging the headlines rather than brave school teachers, nurses and lollipop ladies. Except, hang on, what's this - pesky celebs hogging the limelight at the awards? Hmmm, we're sure they were just there to offer moral support and the fact that Cheryl Cole turned up in a Victoria Beckham dress will only be mentioned as a total afterthought.

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Looking classy there, Hervey...

BeccaDP — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 08:36:42 +0000

Roberto Cavalli store launches in London, interesting array of guests

First off, you’ve got your classic Cavalli woman. So that’s Lady Victoria Hervey flashing too much (very orange) flesh, Holly Valance in a glittery maxi, and Tamara Beckwith looking actually quite decent. Oh, and Caprice was there.

In a bid, perhaps, to make the label seem cool and young, The Saturdays, Pixie Lott and Cher Lloyd were also there. The Saturdays all opted for floor-length gowns, with Vanessa completely swamped by her enlarged-print maxi (on loan, perhaps?). Surprisingly, Cher Lloyd’s outfit is fantastic; pared-down and classy, if a little uninspired.

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Holly Valance

Peter Meehan — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 14:14:27 +0000

Twitter Username: HollyValance

forcedceleb: Holly Valance

Starring in Neighbours as Felicity 'Flick' Scully, Holly Valance they took herself over to England to sing Kiss Kiss and release two studio albums, Footprints which reached no. 9 in the UK charts and follow-up State of Mind, which reached the dizzing heights of 60. She has appeared in an array of films (as a bit-part character) including DOA: Dead or Alive, Taken and National Lampoon's Pledge This!

She is really nice to look at though.

Image: holly_valance624x351.jpeg

Occupation: Model/Actress/Singer/Australian

Best Work: Kiss Kiss

Worst Work: 0800 REVERSE ads

Worth: £

Most Likely To: Be another one of those Aussie soap failures (sorry Jason)

Date of Birth: 11/05/1983

Official Twitter Feed: HollyValance

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Wooooah FASHION!

Gemma Exley — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 09:24:31 +0000

Vogue Fashion's Night Out London: Gillan, Tulisa, Paltrow, two Geldofs and MORE!

Except, this is a suspicion, and only a suspicion, but we reckon when the Comfort Prima High Street Awards people got in touch with Vogue and asked if they could be placed on the official FNO rota, Anna Wintour's lot raised an eyebrow (or tried to) and said "yes, but only if you can guarantee that it will round up all those unsightly types and keep them as far away from Bond Street as possible." And da-dah, it worked!

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Fat melting dance laser

John Hill — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 09:35:26 +0000

Strictly Come Dancing launch night: who will be forever changed by the magic of dance?

However, this season could be different. Theoretically the target for Strictly Come Dancing 2011's gut-shrinking dance laser should be Russell Grant. He's certainly got folds in all the wrong places and a career that needs a solid kick in the bollocks, but he seems a little too nice and a little too old to be eligible for the usual Strictly treatment.

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She thought the invite said 'women show your rear' awards

Gemma Exley — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 08:54:29 +0000

GQ Men Of The Year Awards 2011: red carpet arrivals, winners and Abbey Clancy's knickers

Obviously women dominated the red carpet at the man-themed event, with Abbey Clancy and Holly Valance competing over underwear exposure (Clancy won). Lara Stone actually won a Man of the Year award, which is a bit weird - what are GQ trying to tell us? David Walliams is currently swimming through sewage (not a euphemism for the red carpet) so couldn't attend, but there were a few other couples - Jamie Cullum and Sophie Dahl, Kelly Brook and that guy, Daisy Lowe and Matt Smith, the latter of which picked up a prize for Best Dressed.

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Strictly C-listers

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 08:50:22 +0000

Is this the Strictly Come Dancing 2011 line-up?

These are the names reported by the tabloids to be involved:

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