Holy Moly! - Ivana Trump

What a relief there were no broken legs

Harry Bow — Tue, 17 May 2011 10:36:51 +0000

Naomi Campbell throws Fashion For Relief bash, models slipping all over the catwalk

Honestly, isn't a models job to walk down a catwalk? Even Jane Fonda, Bruce Forsyth and Ivana Trump managed better than this lot...

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The end of days

Mr. HM — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 11:02:39 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Alex Reid is the winner, no you aren't dreaming.

Yes, you read it right. Alex Reid, the cross-dressing cage fighter otherwise known as Roxanne beat Vinnie Jones (oh and didn't Vinnie just love that!) and Dane Bowers (tears betting slip into a million tiny pieces) and Basshunter (meh) in the final.

If you didn't see it, I suggest you nip off to the Channel4 watch again thingy and watch Vinnie Jones' reaction to only coming third.

"Something's gone wrong. It must have been the cameras"

Amazing.

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Tori Spelling celebrates Thomas Crapper day, Ivana Trump leaves CBB (or it the other way around?)

HM writer — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:47:02 +0000

Separated at birth?

Although there's a definite distinction in the bikini body department...

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Chicken sh*t

HM writer — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 10:27:32 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Ivana Trump and Nicola T out, Davina McCall in

Thankfully it wasn't Katie Price, but Big Brother host of 10 years, Davina McCall. She slipped into Nicola's Chicken costume and entered the house after a brief pep talk in the diary room. Fellow housemates were immediately suspicious of the new 'Nicola', even Reid, who we'd assumed only had the one brain cell and used just for fighting and fake-tanning.

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Big Brother house this really IS Davina!

Mr. HM — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 10:49:57 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Davina McCall to become a housemate!

The housemates will be taking part in a task that involves them being dressed as animals. The first person to get the boot will be done as a surprise via the diary room and will give their costume to Davina, who will then go into the house. Housemates will be banned from talking to her.

This has been an amazing series. Why did it take them so long to get it so right?

Pics are from the task you'll see tonight, where they all make clay heads a la Lionel Ritchie in the 'Hello' video. Nice to see Alex paying tribute to his missus.

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Totally Offal

Mr. HM — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:31:44 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Housemates treated like pieces of meat

I can't be sure, but I could have sworn these were stills from Katie and Dane's sex tape, but apparently not. The housemates were given the task of rebuilding a whole cow using a wire frame and a whole pile of meat, intestines and offal.

The reward is God's own food - Roast Beef and yorkshire pudding. Yum!

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Not those kind Jonas!

Mr. HM — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:37:05 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Armchair Aerobics task, Sisqo looks better

As part of their current task, which involves them being treated like they are in an old people's home (So they'll be pissing themselves, being fed through tubes, get abused by staff and be coerced into remortgaging their houses anytime soon) the housemates have been dressed up as fogeys and asked to take part in an armchair aerobics exercise routine.

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Vinnie Jones looks exactly the same.

Sisqo looks like him out of Desmonds (This is not racist - Ed).

Lady Sovereign has embraced her inner lesbian.

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Ivana (I want to) Trump says Katia

HM writer — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:10:53 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Ivana Trump set to enter the house tonight?

The 60-year-old former wife of Donald Trump, who was recently removed from a plane just before take-off when she told some children to "fuck off" and tried to run into the cock pit, will be apparently be replacing the evicted celebrity later tonight...

Ivana, who reportedly won a £15million settlement when she divorced Trump, is divorcing her fourth husband (Patsy Kensit style, in looks as well) and has already joked that she might find husband number five in the house...

Watch out Alex Reid, mummy's coming for you!

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