• Name: Jade Goody
• Age: Deceased
• Occupation: Reality TV
• Best Work: Kebab
• Worst work: Shilpagate
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Jack Tweedy
• Most Likely to:
• PAPS: 169
• SLAPS: 182

Went on Big Brother. Everyone thought she was thick, but quite liked her.
Went on Celebrity Big Brother. Everyone thought she was a racist bully and didn't like her.
Went on Indian Big Brother. Got told she had cervical cancer.
No-one thought she was thick, racist or a bully anymore. She died on Mother's day. That is that.