Holy Moly! - Jade Goody

Give him a hand...

HM writer — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 08:47:59 +0000

Jack Tweed's hand swells with grief?

Our 'doctor' said the following:

"It is not possible for a hand to swell from grief, unless the grief has caused heart failure. The main possible reasons for the swelling could be an infection, heart failure, trauma, or he was born like that."

They couldn't confirm whether excessive partying in Faeces nightclub could cure such an infliction but get well soon Jack...

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Oh Goody

John Hill — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:58:55 +0000

Jade Goody's ghost appears to her son at night, Jeff Brazier terrified

Of course, that's not to say various ghastly individuals haven't written them. We all know there are a few bloodless individuals who wouldn't even flinch at the thought of checking out every joke possibility. Not us though, we'd be MORTIFIED. HO FUCKING HO.

Anyway, the reason we mention it is because Goody's ex, Jeff Brazier, has said their son Freddie often sees his mother Jade being spectral and ghostly in his bedroom at night:

"My personal experiences have left me open-minded about the paranormal.

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No Woot: WOOT

(Sadly Kinga’s bottle incident has been removed from YouTube)

Tim Chipping — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 10:33:11 +0000

The Ten Best Big Brother Moments

Vanessa Feltz loses the plot

Nikki Grahame: “Who is she?!”

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No Woot: WOOT

Two years on Jack Tweed and Jackiey Budden are still posing

Wed, 23 Mar 2011 17:40:17 +0000

Jack Tweed and Jackeiy Budden visit Jade Goody's grave

After laying flowers, nightclub promoter Tweed tried to read cards and messages and then posed, looking mournful.

He tweeted: "Thanks for everyone's kind words today means a lot," coughing under his breath: "Tune in Sky Living at 10pm to watch Jade Changed My Life". Surely he's not still using Jade's fame as a lever to some semblance of a career?

Shortly after he'd returned to the bosom of Mark Croft and his famous pals from The Only Way is Essex, Jade's mum Jackiey pitched up looking glam, after a thorough session in the beauty salon.

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Day of judgement is here...

HM writer — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 09:21:09 +0000

Jack Tweed still on trial for rape, goes to pub with friends

We're surprised he didn't spend it at Jade Goody's place of burial but apparently that photo call is booked in for later today won't be happening unless he is cleared of all charges.

And it's reportedly the last day of his trial today, so we'll let you know how that ends (hopefully without the luck and lenience of Pete Doherty but with the sound of Chanelle's sobs and the world's cheers)...

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Beast of Budden

Harry Bow — Sun, 21 Mar 2010 12:00:43 +0000

Jackiey Budden coke video revealed on day of Jade Goody's memorial

It's the first anniversary of Jade Goody's death tomorrow and a memorial for the Big Brother star is planned for today, but Jackiey Budden has stolen the headlines now that the News of the World has gained access to a video clip allegedly showing her racking up three lines of coke - although the footage is as blurry asthe 51-year-old's memories would be of the reported booze and drug binge (you can see it

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Widow twanky

Harry Bow — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 11:01:05 +0000

Jack Tweed reportedly keen to get back on the booze and sex after jail release

After hearing nothing from him for six months (since he was tucked up in the clink), Jack Tweed is back, back, BACK. We might have reported on his release yesterday, but today's story is quite different...

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Freed Tweed

Harry Bow — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 09:31:31 +0000

Jack Tweed released from prison prior to rape trial

Jack Tweed had only been out of prison for a few hours but the pesky paps were already following him as he made an "emotional" visit to grave of his late wife Jade Goody.

Speaking to a friend, who somehow let it slip to The Sun, the 22-year-old revealed:

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Jailhouse cock

Harry Bow — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 09:16:29 +0000

Jailed Jack Tweed threatens suicide

Mary Tweed has been telling the News of the World about her son's tough time in jail while he awaits his rape trial. Grab the hankies...

"Jack was a shambles. He hadn't washed in days, he looked grubby and grimy and there was dirt round his neck."

Well, it's not called Pentonville Spa.

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Budden bad boy...

HM writer — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 09:41:36 +0000

Jackiey Budden criticises Jack Tweed for sleeping with someone three days after funeral

Tell us something we don't know...

Jackiey warbled:

"It was only three days after her funeral. It's not right. He could have waited at least a month, maybe even two weeks – but he didn't even wait seven days."

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