• Name: James Blunt
• Age: 36
• Occupation: Singer-songwriter
• Best Work: being a soldier
• Worst work: being a singer
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Bit of a ladykiller since fame
• Most Likely to: Personify rhyming slang
• PAPS: 119
• SLAPS: 98

"My life is brilliant, my love is pure," sang the rat-featured toff on his breakout hit You're Beautiful - instantly putting off as many people as he turned on. The song reached number one in the UK six weeks after its release in 2005 - selling 600,000 copies - and number one in the US and the Latin American Top 40. The massive airplay of You're Beautiful and Goodbye My Lover from album Back to Bedlam (which sold 11 million copies) soon resulted in saturation. Ok, so he did serve in the army is Kosovo but that doesn't mean we have to like him. Blunt now lives in Ibiza.