Holy Moly! - James Blunt

Why this means you must buy more records

Tim Chipping — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 09:34:17 +0000

Amy Winehouse Back To Black Becomes Biggest Seller Of Century

The records we buy say something about us as people. Statistics such as best-seller-of-the-century will be how future generations judge our taste. And while we can feel a sense of satisfaction and achievement that Amy’s 2006 classic will define this decade and the last, we need to now make sure we buy a load more records of quality. Because if we don’t, all of us will have to have the following conversation with our children...

Small innocent child: “Great Grandad? What were the biggest selling records when you were young?”

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No Woot: WOOT

To be Blunt...

John Hill — Wed, 18 May 2011 14:10:40 +0000

James Blunt tells world to sleep with nurses and aid workers rather than celebs, the cad

Now, being the loveable rogue that he is, James has gone back on record, this time with The Sun, to explain his thoughts on sex with people in the armed forces and in hospitals and in schools (NO, NOT KIDS, YOU SILLY BILLY). Daring!

"Aid workers, teachers, doctors, nurses, the military - people who save lives are who you should aim to sleep with.

"Think of it as a reward for what they do for the world."

"Just because someone is famous it doesn't mean they will be a great shag."

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A battered, brown rug would be better suited...

Tue, 15 Feb 2011 17:41:09 +0000

Brit Awards 2011: Red carpet arrivals - not many big names yet, apart from Olly Murs obv

The men: a fashionably early Peter Andre, a bandaged up Leigh Francis/Keith Lemon, Professor Green without his shellsuit for the first time, a menacing Plan B, a smug Matt Cardle, a cool Cee Lo Green, a dapper Dizzee Rascal, a half-smurf Will Young, a Chipmunk, Johnny Fucking Vaughn, Mumford And Fucking Sons, Scouting For Fucking Girls and James Fucking Blunt. (and Olly Murs, again)

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LEVEL 5 COOL DUDE ALERT!

John Hill — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 15:04:09 +0000

James Blunt admits to lying on Twitter, world admits to not knowing who he is

In fact, if you'd like to sit down for a moment, he would love to discuss exactly how clever he is. Imagine a number, double it, triple it, quadruple it, then times it by a million. Got it? Well, that's only half of the number he started with. That's how smart he is.

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She's a Barbie girl...

Sun, 23 Jan 2011 14:16:04 +0000

NRJ Music Awards held in France, Victoria Silvstedt comes as a plastic doll

...in the sense that she is now made of 100% plastic. One too many surgery sessions through her 36-year life. We doubt she'd look out of place on a shelf display in Toys 'R' Us.

Some actual musicians were present at the do as well (although Wikipedia does state Silvstedt as having a Gold album in Sweden). The She Wolf herself was in town, along with Willy.i.am (i.e. he's a bellend), Usher and David Guetta, who just looks hilarious.

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Heroes helped, Robbie's record sales - not so much.

Mr. HM — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 10:17:25 +0000

Help For Heroes concert: When did Gary Barlow become the good looking one?

OK before I begin, OBVIOUSLY this was a concert that hundreds of people had given up their free time to support a massively worthwhile cause - so any criticisms are not of the event, which in itself was a really enjoyable evening with everyone entering into the spirit of the occasion (Michael McIntyre didn't get bottled).

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We'll be Blunt

HM writer — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 15:26:30 +0000

James Blunt demo revealed, sounds like Eric Clapton

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Happy Bourgeois

HM writer — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 10:06:11 +0000

Boujis celebrates 7th birthday, James Blunt turns up

We bet Sophie is currently kicking herself for not getting this done first. That could given her like, an extra five and a half minutes in the spotlight and another invite to Tiger Tiger... We're sure she'll find a way to grip her tallons into the last threads of fame.

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Brush that blunt off your shoulder

Harry Bow — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:38:08 +0000

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel and other celebs out for Jay-Z gig

All the big stars - and James Blunt - were out for Jay-Z's LA gig last night. In fact, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel, who appeared to have been shopping for lips at the same store as Lindsay Lohan, chose to make it their first public appearance together since those split rumours (bad luck, ladies).

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Back to bedroom?

Drake Scorpio — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 08:33:55 +0000

James Blunt tried to pull Sienna Miller

Blunt apparently showed interest in Sienna at a party in Ibiza but luckily for everyone involved, Sienna was with her new boyfriend, psy trance DJ George Barker aka Slinky Wizard.

Imagine the amount of hate the offspring of this couple could have generated with the genes of both Blunt and Miller. It hardly bears thinking about.

Sienna, George and James were at party in Ibiza for interior designer Kelly Hoppen which also featured David Walliams and Sir Philip Green.

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