Holy Moly! - James Corden

Pint of London Pride

Gemma Exley — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 08:47:29 +0000

Pride of Britain Awards 2011: Cheryl Cole, Tulisa, Nicola Roberts, Abbey Clancy and more

The Pride of Britain awards are given to the unsung heroes of the nation, which is a very nice idea because it's normally pesky celebs hogging the headlines rather than brave school teachers, nurses and lollipop ladies. Except, hang on, what's this - pesky celebs hogging the limelight at the awards? Hmmm, we're sure they were just there to offer moral support and the fact that Cheryl Cole turned up in a Victoria Beckham dress will only be mentioned as a total afterthought.

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“Hello, Craig. I'm back!”

Stephen Kelly — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 19:09:55 +0000

Doctor Who: Closing Time

For yes, as much as Matt Smith and James Corden's chemistry could spin-off into a buddy movie all of its own, there really wasn't much to Closing Time – an episode which for all its funny lines and lovely moments, presented hardly any storyline at all. And even when it did, the day was saved in a way that has now become laughably lazy. Of course, the same format has worked before.

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Corden he wait a bit longer

John Hill — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:56:34 +0000

James Corden reveals his love for Lily Allen in a somewhat premature autobiography

So yes, James Corden has an autobiography out. Apparently it's quite touching. Not touching like a story about homeless children with AIDS, or touching like the last letter a soldier writes home to his wife before the final push at Ypres, but still quite touching. The closest metaphor would probably be touching like when someone sneezes and someone they don't know says 'bless you'.

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Jake's Progress

Gemma Exley — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 15:09:33 +0000

It's fully loaded and ready to explode: HM Pictures of the Day, 4 August 2011

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Mysterious award

John Hill — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 08:22:27 +0000

Celebrity Dad of the Year is Peter Andre for the second year running, what a guy

Or is it just a way to promote any old product - by giving the dumbest, most malleable people on the planet a worthless shiny token just so they turn up and mumble incoherently at whatever wonderfuly lavish, yet thinly veiled event has been organised to launch a new brand of toilet roll or whatever.

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Glamourarse

Mr. HM — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 08:31:59 +0000

Glamour Woman of the Year awards: Kim Kardashian, Jessie J, Adele win underserved awards

The criteria for awards like this usually go like this: If it's the 2011 awards then the prizes are dished out based on 2010 achievements, you know, seeing as we are only in JUNE of 2011. So, on this basis, these awards are a birrova joke.

No matter how much the world is kissing her very talented arse, Adele did not release one second of music in 2010.

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'I know it was you, hairdo'

John Hill — Tue, 24 May 2011 16:03:58 +0000

Scarhead: HM Pictures of the Day 24th May 2011

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Dafta than usual

John Hill — Mon, 23 May 2011 08:49:42 +0000

BAFTA TV Awards: TOWIE, Harry and Paul, The Killing and errrm, The News at Ten

Joining TOWIE on the winners' plinth (there may not be an actual plinth) were The Killing, a Danish crime series that is apparently one of the best things Mr HM has ever seen, Sherlock, with the wonderful Benedict Cumberfartinthebathbatch, comedy series Harry and Paul, which surprised Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse so much they didn't actually turn up, and The News at Ten, for not being a BBC programme.

YOUTUBE AUDIENCE AWARD - The Only Way Is Essex

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Out for a duck (could be rhyming slang)

John Hill — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 14:45:01 +0000

Still loves cricket: HM Pictures of the Day 26th April 2011

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Matt Smith's doing well...

John Hill — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 13:59:40 +0000

Karen, Kelly and Daisy: HM Pictures of the Day 7th April 2011

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