Holy Moly! - Janet Jackson

The best things in Janet's life aren't free, they're in cages waiting to be killed

Gemma Exley — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 16:29:19 +0000

Janet Jackson is launching her very own fur line, says it's a passion of hers

Talking about the line, which she's working on with fur firm Blackglama (seriously), Jackson said:

"The art of fashion is one of my great passions. I've worked for years to bring a collection into the world. Partnering with Blackglama is very exciting."

Dammit Janet, you wanker. Try even reading this utter nonsense.

Not to worry, they'll be waiting for her when she least expects it...

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Less funny than you'd expect

John Hill — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 08:52:06 +0000

The trial of Michael Jackson's doctor begins: everyone accused of manslaughter

That's right, Conrad Murray is accused of accidentally killing Love Emperor Of The Universe Michael Jackson by administering a lethal dose of the general anaesthetic Propofol (a drug Murray had ordered four gallons of in the three months before Jackson died) and then failing to monitor him, an act which lead to Jackson's death.

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Whoops now

Harry Bow — Mon, 14 Mar 2011 12:00:02 +0000

Dammit Janet: HM Pictures of the Day 14th March 2011

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Ask Yves (why these people were invited)

Harry Bow — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 11:33:13 +0000

Paris Fashion Week: Ronnie Wood, Janet Jackson, Alexa Chung and others on the front row

Like a little crow with bandaged up talons, Ronnie Wood perched between his girlfriend Ana Araujo and Janet Jackson to watch the Yves Saint Laurent show in Paris yesterday. Ronnie is a real fashion designer, not like YSL (who's dead), so we bet he told the Parisians how things were done.

Look at this little clutch from his Liberty of London range - it's only £350 on eBay, bargain!

Make an offer? How about we take it off your hands and burn it.

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Hot Coco

Aretha Franklin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 16:37:27 +0000

Janet Jackson and Ice T and Coco at Why Did I Get Married Too? premiere

Trufax! Coco went to school with Hilary Swank and Jessica Alba - who's laughing now?!

We always assumed that Coco was so called because it's the natural follow-up to an iced tea, but here is the photo of her butt which was banned from MySpace for being too provocative (not from this site!) and below that is an actual cocoa bean unexpectedly found whilst searching the above lady on Google Images...

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The best things in life are free - sometimes

Harry Bow — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:04:12 +0000

Flash mob gathers outside Janet Jackson's hotel - and other stories

Janet Jackson spies on her own flashmob (more pics) Socialitelife

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Michael Jackson investigation continues...

HM writer — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 09:34:19 +0000

Police search home and offices of Michael Jackson's personal doctor

Looks like Mr Holy Moly and his trademark balaclava have found another day job...

Police from Los Angeles and Las Vegas joined with drug enforcement officials to raid Murray's residence in the search of "property or items constituting evidence of manslaughter".

Dr Steven Hoefflin, who treated Michael Jackson for 25 years, has been claiming that Murray had been seen by several witnesses giving Jackson the sedative, believed to have triggered his cardiac arrest, through an intravenous drip each night.

Hoefflin had said:

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Booby trapped

HM writer — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:40:22 +0000

Best ever publicity stunt #2: Janet's wardrobe malfunction

After the incident, which provoked a mixture of outrage and shock (and a bit of sick in our mouths), it was immediately referred to as an accidental 'wardrobe malfunction', leaving people pondering as to why Janet just happened to have had a strategically placed nipple adornment.

And why it was also perfectly timed with Timberlake's closing lyric of 'Rock Your Body', "I'm going to have you naked by the end of this song."

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Janet Jackson

chrisns — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:55:03 +0000

Twitter Username: twitter.com/janetjackson

The youngest Jackson sibling's work has spanned genres but has always contained two things: Janet's super-high-pitched voice and themes so sexual they become unsexy. Her breasts are notorious: best known in that album cover cupped by a faceless man, and when Justin Timberlake 'accidentally' ripped her top off during a Superbowl performance in 2004. Despite the controversy, JJ is a highly successful pop star and, with six number one albums, has actually surpassed her big brother, who has 'only' had five.

Image: janet-jackson.jpg

Occupation: Singer

Best Work: All For You

Worst Work: Nutty Professor II

Worth: £££

Most Likely To: Have a 'wardrobe malfunction'

Date of Birth: 16/05/1966

Paps: 228

Slaps: 239

Thriller musical

chrisns — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 00:00:00 +0000

The Michael Jackson musical Thriller premiere

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