Holy Moly! - Jarvis Cocker

Wouldn't Bank on it

Gemma Exley — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 14:17:03 +0000

NME Cool List 2011: Azealia Banks at no. 1, Kasabian at 4 and 5, Kanye West at 30

Strangely, Morrissey doesn't feature, although Kanye West does - at number 30, while Ian Brown (last seen crying in court since his driving ban for going 53mph over the speed limit might scupper the Stone Roses reunion because he doesn't have any mini cab numbers) is at 34, which makes him slightly less cool than Bjork who only scrapes in at 37. Bad luck, Bjork.

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Here's HOPING

John Hill — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 15:14:28 +0000

Hoping Foundation: Kate Moss, Jimmy Carr, Gemma Arterton and POLITICS

So yes, everything still seems above board and in no way different from our usual celebrity flickbook, except it turns out that HOPING stands for Hope and Optimism for Palestinians in the Next Generation. WE'RE SUPPORTING PALESTINE. LOOK AT US. SO ARE YOU, NOW. WE ALL ARE. LET'S GO AND MAKE A HAMAS SANDWICH!

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Do you remember the first time (they played at Reading)?

Sun, 28 Aug 2011 11:02:51 +0000

Reading & Leeds 2011 Day Two: All the pictures as Jarvis joins The Strokes on stage

We'll start with Leeds this time, just like most bad things start. Liam Gallagher decided he'd come along and ruin everyones weekend by opening his mouth near a microphone, Miles Kane promoted world peace, Tim Minchin made everyone lol and My Chemical Romance made everyone cry. Still, the crowd seemed to love it, especially the girls in pic 5 who, you'll agree, look really, really enthusiastic.

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When's Mary Byrne getting her honorary degree?

Wed, 20 Jul 2011 15:08:04 +0000

Like a Common Person: HM Pictures of the Day 19th July

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Kelly Osbourne doesn't know who she is!

Mr. HM — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 09:25:15 +0000

Wireless Festival 2011: Pulp, Chung, Waissel and poor Kelly Osbourne - all the pics

Yup - security guy made the amazing desicion to stop Kelly Osbourne from getting into the backstage area, mainly becuse that shirt didn't go with that jacket. Poor Alexa had a good go at getting physical, but when your head is bigger than the rest of your body put together and you've got legs that make Bambi's look like Hulk Hogan's - it's futile.

Still, not to worry - Katie Waissel was there to keep the celeb count pulsing - throwing a \m/ and SMOKING a CIGARETTE to show Taylor Momsen exactly how we like our slutty, fake pop stars.

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The Holy Moly Guide To The Festival That Lets You Go Home Each Night

Tim Chipping — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 10:33:52 +0000

10 Bands Who Won’t Be Rubbish At Wireless

Plan B - Main Stage, Friday, 19:10

Close personal friend of Holy Moly, Ben Drew is one of the most unlikely success stories of the last 12 months. His live show is truly spectacular and, since he’s planning to return to sweary rap for the next album, it could be your last chance to see it before he goes all urban and angry again.

Janelle Monae - Main Stage, Saturday, 14:00

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Oh Jaime!

Mr. HM — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 10:01:04 +0000

Glastonbury 2011 pictures: Saturday sees Coldplay, Jessie J, Kate Moss and more

It's unclear who stole the show on Saturday, seemingly an improbable toss up between Pulp, Jessie J and Elbow. Coldplay headlined and to be fair, did a half decent job of it - it was ace seeing Jay Z and Beyonce singing along with Gwyneth and Simon Pegg (!).

Jessie J had to do her whole set from a throne (no she didn't have the shits, she's broken her foot) and invited some girl up to sing Price Tag who turned out to be proper amazing.

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For all the common people

Mr. HM — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 14:03:02 +0000

Secret Act performance for Glastonbury revealed

U2 again!

Not really! Rumours abound that either Radiohead (they're playing tonight), Prince, Arctic Monkeys etc etc will be surpassing everyone are off the mark.

The actual band playing on Saturday night are… PULP!

Hurrah! We <3 Jarvis.

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IOW FTW

Sun, 12 Jun 2011 09:10:18 +0000

Isle of Wight Festival 2011, Day 2: Old man dance-off - Iggy Pop vs Jarvis Cocker

Saturday's line-up at Isle Of Wight seemed to have an average age of around 60, hosting the likes of Seasick Steve - seen here chugging on a bottle of red wine, Tom Jones - still being a turtle-necked silver fox and the aforementioned Andrea Corr - who is surely about 100 years old by now.

However, the most notable old aged acts of the day were Iggy Pop and Pulp's Jarvis Cocker, who were pulling some amazing moves during their respective performances. We've compiled their best moves into two seperate images to leave it up to you to decide who won the dance-off...

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'Well done for everything you've been doing with underprivileged red carpets'

John Hill — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 14:45:31 +0000

Mayor Cool Dude: HM Pictures of the Day 20th April 2011

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