Guess what? Despite trying our very best to avoid any kind of serious debate, it seems like political controversy will always come and find us. We didn't even have to set ourselves alight or lie down in front of a bulldozer, it just arrived on our doorstep in the form of this charming gallery of pictures from last night's HOPING foundation dinner.

Oh look, it's Pippa's older sister Kate, out with her husband who's that Prince Will.I.am or summink. Wills may be an heir, but he still has no hair, perhaps a call to Wayne Rooney is in order?