• Name: Jeremy Clarkson
• Age: 49
• Occupation: TV presenter
• Best Work: Top Gear
• Worst work: Sun column
• Worth: ££
• Significant Others: Married to Frances
• Most Likely to: Be caught for speeding
• PAPS: 148
• SLAPS: 120

Reactionary petrol-head Jeremy, or 'Clarkson' as he likes to style himself in a macho fashion, has been infesting our TV screens and newspapers with his outdated opinions for almost 20 years. He is best known for presenting motoring show Top Gear and he might have been bearable if he had kept his remit to playing around with cars. However, a number of newspaper columns and his own chatshow ('Clarkson') have allowed him to spout his views on 'political correctness gone mad' far more than is needed. It has been suggested that Jeremy's preference for wearing jeans has been responsible for Levi's recent slump in sales.