• Name: Jesse Eisenberg
  • Age: 28
  • Occupation: Actor
  • Best work: Social Network
  • Worst work: Adventureland
  • Worth: ££
  • Significant others: -
  • Most likely to: Say something in a deadpan voice

Jessie Eisenberg is a relative newcomer on the acting scene, having only really been in three films of note: The Social Network, Adventureland and Zombieland. Depending on how much you like Michael Cera, you'll either be distraught or overjoyed to see Eisenberg now talking the roles that Cera used to take. Personally, we quite like Michael Cera, but perhaps that's just down to our Arrested Development. What a clever cultural joke that was. Let us ride this zeitgeist together.

Not an enormous amount else to say about him really, except he's permanently got a face like a slapped trout, but that might just be indie chic. It's so hard to tell these days. Sadness or fishface? Who knows. Either way, you'll be pleased to know his mum was a clown. Fun Fact right there.

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