• Name: Jessica Simpson
• Age: 29
• Occupation: Singer, actress
• Best Work: The Dukes of Hazzard
• Worst work: As above
• Worth: £££
• Significant Others: quarterback Tony Romo
• Most Likely to: Deny sibling rivalry
• PAPS: 122
• SLAPS: 133

Texas gal Simpson is so damn happy. Nothing - not divorce from her NewlyWeds co-star / husband Nick Lachey, not being controlled by manager / Dad Joe, not being criticized by her old friends the Christians for her raunchy videos - is gonna keep this woman from slapping her thighs, tossing her hair and giving a mega-smile. Jessica, whose music is less well known than her image her image, is currently going back to her roots and working on a country album. A Dukes of Hazzard sequel is not forthcoming.