- Name: JLS
- Name:
- Occupation: Boy Band
- Best work: Beat Again
- Worst work: The Club is Alive
- Worth: £££
- Significant others: The Saturdays
- Most likely to: have safe sex after picking up a girl at Chinawhite's
Aston, Marvin, Oritse and JB are collectively known as JLS, which stands for something completely inane and nonsensical. They have done very well for an X Factor band with four number one singles and a number one album. They generally sing about clubs like most soft RnB pop singers do, but if art is suppose to reflect experience they can probably sing about little else. Whisky Mist probably feels incomplete if the JLS boys aren't there one night.
In 2010 JLS decided to give back to society, who had bought their records in their thousands, by releasing a range of condoms, Just Love Safe. (See what they did there? Genius.) You can also buy JLS dolls. Obviously they aren't yet entirely certain who their target audience is.
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