• Name: Jodie Marsh
• Age: 31
• Occupation: wannabe
• Best Work: Her loony blog
• Worst work: Marry Me Jodie Marsh
• Worth: £
• Significant Others: Currently dating women
• Most Likely to: do anything for attention
• PAPS: 181
• SLAPS: 249

Marsh's 2005 autobiography is called Keeping it Real, a highly ironic title considering that most things about the Essex wannabe are fake: breasts, tan, nose, eyebrows, husband. Yes, in 2007 a TV programme called Totally Jody Marsh launched a search to find a sucker to marry her at the end of the series. Jodie and Matt Peacock were married in September and separated in December, with Marsh admitting she just did it for the money. Marsh's blog is a must-read, revealing the darkest sides of a desperate, delusional celebrity. Grim.