If you're looking for a hard working, talented celebrity who fully deserves their fame and position in life then you really can't do better than Jodie Marsh. As you may remember, Jodie first rose to prominence in the show Essex Wives*, a show whose success she immediately capitalised on by turning up to the FHM awards wearing only two belts, one over her top bollocks and one to cover her front bottom. But since then it's been a real slog. In parts. Except for the show about her sham marriage of course, that was probably quite easy. But everything else was hard.

Jodie Marsh's hymen is no more intact than Mary's was (all that donkey riding), but she's claimed that she's practically a virgin again. Celibacy being her choice, obviously.