Holy Moly! - Jodie Marsh

Jodie Harsh

John Hill — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 10:40:18 +0000

Jodie Marsh criticises TOWIE cast for being lazy, even pot and kettle shocked

TOWIE on other hand, is a just a trustafarian shitfest. What have any of that lot done to become famous other than appear in some awful reality show about Essex, and then popped along to some cheap awards ceremony with their breasts on show?. Exactly. It's a totally different kettle of fish. (Jodie via The Daily Star):

“Kirk Norcross is a really nice boy and Joey Essex is the best thing that has ever been on TV.

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Hi men

Gemma Exley — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 11:26:07 +0000

Quote of the day: Jodie Marsh says she's like a virgin again

Talking to The Sun, Marsh revealed:

"I find it so hard to trust men now that I always wait for ages before agreeing to sex. I've had so many s**t men in my life that I get scared of letting go.

"I'm basically celibate and like a virgin again. God knows what it would take to sleep with me now!

"I've had an amazing year. I didn't know what to expect when my bodybuilding photos came out but people have been so positive. Their comments and encouragement have made me so happy."

Aw, she's been healed.

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A'right angel?

Gemma Exley — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 14:54:38 +0000

Global Angel Awards, featuring Joss Stone, Jodie Marsh, Lizzie Cundy & the Bedingfields

We're obviously not going to risk going to hell by saying anything remotely negative about this very worthwhile charity event, so, erm, let's just look at the dinner menu instead... Hmmm, lamb as the main? We know that Leona Lewis, Jodie Marsh and Joss Stone are vegetarians, so we do hope they were offered a suitable substitute. Does anyone really want to see a tart at this kind of event? No! Still, at least Bear Grylls was there, we know he'll chow down anything - guanaja chocolate cake, rocket salad, Lizzie Cundy's toe...

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Harsh

Gemma Exley — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 15:19:02 +0000

Jodie Marsh gets seasonally semi-naked, Happy Christmas!

Jodie Marsh has just done some kind of 'ice queen' photo shoot. We don't think it was shot by Annie Leibovitz, but you never know. The 'model' herself tweeted that it was 'Beyonce-style in Single Ladies video'. We think she's getting confused with If I Was A Boy though.

Talking of Jodie Marsh in drag, Harsh has been a bit quiet lately. Probably realised he'd lost at his own game.

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Extra special Gests

Gemma Exley — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 09:49:06 +0000

Jodie Marsh & Caprice out for David Gest's Michael Jackson prem, Jacko would be so proud

Following the pop tribute concert which featured Craig David, who better to honour Jacko than Caprice and Jodie Marsh? The latter has a tattoo of him on her arm alongside a drawing of a coat hanger and hammer, whilst the former has some other stuff in common with him, too - like the fact that they both look/ed really really great for their age.

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Jodie Kids

Gemma Exley — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 14:33:38 +0000

Jodie Marsh gaffer tapes her breasts for Zoo magazine, says she's big in Germany

So, as you might have noticed, Jodie Marsh recently got into body building, although looks less ripped when she's not sprayed in Ronseal and wearing a mankini. Whilst presenting Zoo readers with 'Bad Girls' (Tara Reid and Imogen Thomas not crazy Shirley from G wing at Larkhall), Marsh also discusses her own career, saying:

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Who nose who'd win?

Gemma Exley — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 09:43:37 +0000

London last night: Jodie Marsh and Tara Palmer Tomkinson in nose-off!

According to Lonely Planet, "London has not exuded so much confidence since the heady days of empire in the late 19th century" and these pictures demonstrate exactly why - it's one of the most beautiful cities in whole wide world!

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Bangers and Marsh

Gemma Exley — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 08:27:30 +0000

Jodie Marsh shows off her body in London, says everyone's jealous of her

Talking to Heat, Marsh said:

"Before I had my nose done at 15, I was bullied about how gross and big it was. I had surgery to sort it out and I got bullied even more.

"They called me Michael Jackson and Rubber Face. I probably still bear the scars. Now every single person around me is jealous of my body.

"When I was at school I wanted to be a vet or a lawyer, I didn't want to be famous.

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How now brown cow?

Gemma Exley — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 13:23:38 +0000

Jodie Marsh is now a body builder, also quite brown

You've got to hand it to Jodie Marsh, when she gets a commission decides to do something, she really really goes for it - finding a husband, wearing braces as a bra, being a lesbian, setting up her own tattoo academy, cooking dinner for Lembit Opik, body building... Look at her.

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The Only Way Is Pathetic

Gemma Exley — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 11:03:16 +0000

Jodie Marsh might replace Amy Childs in TOWIE, oh shu' uuuupppp etc etc

According to reports, the show's producers are reportedly considering signing up Jodie Marsh to replace Amy Childs, who's leaving following rumours she's being lined up for a place on Celebrity Big Brother.

Marsh, who's now less famous than Harsh, is apparently being angled as a love interest for Kirk Norcross, who recently split with girlfriend Lauren Pope following their matching nose job operation, with a source saying:

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