Holy Moly! - Joe McElderry

Banksy! Oh.

John Hill — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 08:32:19 +0000

Playboy club party: Snoop Dogg, Joe McElderry and Ashley Cole - Cheryl will be upset

It wasn't just Ashley there last night though, no, he was also joined by 'Banksy' which we're assuming is what the paps call anyone wearing a mask, as well as Snooper The Dogg and Joe McElderry. We're assuming, based on reports, that Joe is trying to have sex with one of the bunnies to help him cure his stammer. Or teeth. Or sexuality. Whatever it is that he reportedly needs correcting.

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Pint of London Pride

Gemma Exley — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 08:47:29 +0000

Pride of Britain Awards 2011: Cheryl Cole, Tulisa, Nicola Roberts, Abbey Clancy and more

The Pride of Britain awards are given to the unsung heroes of the nation, which is a very nice idea because it's normally pesky celebs hogging the headlines rather than brave school teachers, nurses and lollipop ladies. Except, hang on, what's this - pesky celebs hogging the limelight at the awards? Hmmm, we're sure they were just there to offer moral support and the fact that Cheryl Cole turned up in a Victoria Beckham dress will only be mentioned as a total afterthought.

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Wooooah FASHION!

Gemma Exley — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 09:24:31 +0000

Vogue Fashion's Night Out London: Gillan, Tulisa, Paltrow, two Geldofs and MORE!

Except, this is a suspicion, and only a suspicion, but we reckon when the Comfort Prima High Street Awards people got in touch with Vogue and asked if they could be placed on the official FNO rota, Anna Wintour's lot raised an eyebrow (or tried to) and said "yes, but only if you can guarantee that it will round up all those unsightly types and keep them as far away from Bond Street as possible." And da-dah, it worked!

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No Mur

Peter Meehan — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 14:50:43 +0000

Wally Murs: HM Pictures of the Day 5th September

This weekend saw a few festivals and musical events, some slightly stronger than others...

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Jake's Progress

Gemma Exley — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 15:09:33 +0000

It's fully loaded and ready to explode: HM Pictures of the Day, 4 August 2011

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Turn, Matt Cardle, and look upon thy future...

BeccaDP — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 13:15:41 +0000

Popstar to Operastar, ITV1 - like when your auntie gets pissed at Christmas

Joe McElderry

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A lot of trash

Sat, 04 Jun 2011 09:32:57 +0000

London last night: Nicola Roberts, Lily Cole and Imogen Thomas taking the bins out

We'll start, as all great things start, with Imogen Thomas carrying some bin bags. The model/super injunctee (is that a term?) was somewhat underdressed for the occasion. We'd usually don our finest suit for taking the bins out, and we would certainly expect any female - mother or wife - to be wearing higher heels than that.

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Such a fine and natural shite

Harry Bow — Thu, 12 May 2011 08:37:32 +0000

Pop Star to Opera Star 2011 contestants announced, Toploader back back BACK

The line-up of the second series of Pop Star to Opera has just been announced ahead of the first episode airing 5th June. We've got....

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Lovely dress, your majesty

John Hill — Tue, 10 May 2011 14:37:45 +0000

Performing Arts celebration: The Queen meets Goldie, scowls at Helen Mirren

Of course Kevin Bloody Spacey gets invited. Keeps himself to himself when anyone asks about his sexuality, but as soon as there's a party at SW1A he's popping his head in front of anyone with a camera. DOUBLE STANDARDS SPACEY, DOUBLE STANDARDS.

Joining Suspicious Spacey at the event to celebrate child labour/youth performing arts was Goldie, Duffy (performing is stretching it a bit), Michael 'Noah' Eavis, Ellie Goulding, semi-permanent Buckingham resident Jools Holland, Jamie Cullum, Joe 'Time's Up' McElderry, VV Brown and Sheila Hancock.

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Poopstars

Sun, 28 Nov 2010 11:28:34 +0000

Popstars battle for best 'poo face' at BRMB Live 2010

Now, if you are unaware of what exactly a 'poo face' is, then allow us to explain...

Basically, it is the face of determination someone makes while trying their utmost to squeeze out a massive shit. And this was demonstrated by every performer at 'Birmingham Midlands Radio Broadcast Live 2010' event of a lifetime yesterday. Take away the microphone, replace it with some Andrex, add in a toilet underneath their arse and you wouldn't know any different...

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