Whereas you would have thought that most upcoming bands would be doing all they could to avoid being compared with overlords of bland Coldplay, it seems that there are plenty queuing up to show the world that their shitty song sounds a bit like Coldplay's shitty song 'Viva La Vida'…

Ah don't you love good news? After learning earlier this week that Blake Fielder-Civil is being sent back to prison for failing a drugs test, we now hear that Coldplay are being sued for copyright infringement over their recent testicles-in-a-vice excruciating hit 'Viva La Vida'. And what musical great have the wet foursome been copying? None other than Eighties joke fret masturbator Joe Satriani...