Here are the Webby Awards, supposedly the internet equivalent of the Oscars, except the attendees are high on success rather than anything more short term and expensive. Before we start though, we've got something to tell you that may make you smash your ergonomic keyboard in a bout of uncontrollable apathy: we didn't win any awards. Not just that, we didn't even get nominated. To many intelligent, handsome, charming people this would be a major indicator as to the appaling level of corruption within the awards body, but we suspect you, our most loyal readers, will instead simply use it as an excuse to call us useless cunts. You bastards. As if we weren't upset enough already.

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