Holy Moly! - John Mayer

We-be winning next year, for sure

John Hill — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 09:23:21 +0000

Webby Awards: We didn't win, Brooke Shields and Anna Wintour seem not to care

Still, we can't keep crying about how we got beaten by Conan O'Brien's show's website and U2's official website, after all, it's not like we can compete with that level of information about U2 and Conan O'Brien, two of the internet's most talked about celebrities.

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Mayer's orifice

Harry Bow — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:05:03 +0000

John Mayer sicks up diarrhea for Rolling Stone - and other stories

John Mayer finally admits that he IS the biggest cock in the world Dlisted (full story)

Heidi Montag claims she almost died on the operating table (not when looking in the mirror) - AmyGrindhouse

Christina Aguilera and Lindsay Lohan wear the same dress on the red carpet Allieiswired

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Vevo nt our MTV

Mr. HM — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:14:32 +0000

Rihanna, Mariah Carey and Taylor Swift all help to launch Vevo, the new MTV

Mariah Carey was there with her husband Nick Cannon (He still has the grin of a lottery winner), Rihanna turned up looking overjoyed and happy to be there( having forgotten to wear a shirt), Taylor Swift was there too. They even wheeled out Shania Twain, wooden leg not in shot (Old Skool gossip).

But what is Vevo? Well according to Vevo it is "creating an MTV for the digital age, a site where all the lastest and archived videos can be found". Youtube then.

Great stuff! Lets have a look!

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Cameron Diaz talks shit

Drake Scorpio — Thu, 21 May 2009 11:58:31 +0000

Newsmound: Leaking the internet's expenses to the broadsheets

Jacko's smooth operators – pity they're basically unemployed now TMZ

Hayden Pantyliner WWTDD

Kanye West still needs that CAPS LOCK looking at Dlisted

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John Mayer's latest reject

Drake Scorpio — Thu, 07 May 2009 12:50:18 +0000

Newsmound: blowing the head off the internet's pint

Miss California to do porn?
TMZ

He ditched Jen, now see what John Mayer has kicked out of bed WWTDD

Kelly Ripa looks like a cross between Geri Halliwell and a male gymnast, if you like that sort of thing Dlisted

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Cling Film Star

Drake Scorpio — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 13:21:00 +0000

Jennifer Aniston's ex reveals she was 'clingy'

Never saw that one coming. He could have also used the words 'needy', 'desperate' and 'obsessed with Brad Pitt and obsessed with having a child of her own', but 'clingy' will have to do. To be fair, it is the National Enquirer reporting the story, so you could take it with a bucket full of salt but there is a ring of truth, despite the un-named 'source' they have quoted (also known as 'the bored and lazy reporter who is fond of making up quotes').

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John Mayer

chrisns — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:55:37 +0000

Drippy rocker Mayer is the latest in the line of American artists producing 'adult oriented' soft rock to a reception of yawns on this side of the Atlantic. At home, however, they can't get enough of the blue-eyed boy's drivel such as Your Body Is A Wonderland in which he threatens to "use my hands". Back off, Johnny. Has of course been in the press a lot lately due to his short-lived relationship with Aniston, during which he was suited and paraded next to her at the Oscars as if to say 'look at THIS, Brad.'

Image: johnmayer.jpg

Occupation: musician

Best Work: Does a lot of fundraising

Worst Work: The sappy music

Worth: ££

Significant Other: linked with almost every single woman in Hollywood

Most Likely To: Sing you to sleep

Date of Birth: 16/10/1977

Paps: 242

Slaps: 227

Newsmound: Hello Sailor!

chrisns — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 23:00:00 +0000

The Seamen Stains of the internet

Meg Matthews and her lovely big bald spot
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Dannii Minogue flaunts the only two interesting things about herself
Yeeeah

Rihanna's handgun tattoos are a sign of power.

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Song Sung Blue

chrisns — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000

John Mayer is poetic about his break-up with Jennifer Aniston

Now the artist has revealed his tortured soul, broken like a butterfly on a wheel. Surprisingly John decided against revealing his heartbreak on a song (perhaps because he knows no-one listens to his music), or even publishing his deepest emotions in a book of poetry.

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The Grammys 2009 Winner List

chrisns — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:00:00 +0000

Coldplay win lots and probably wore those stupid jackets.

Album of the Year: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, Raising Sand

Best Rap Album: Lil Wayne, Tha Carter III

Best Male Pop Vocal Performance: John Mayer, "Say"

Record of the Year: Robert Plant and Alison Krauss, "Please Read the Letter"

Best New Artist: Adele

Best Rock Album: Coldplay, Viva la Vida

Best Pop Collaboration With Vo

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