Holy Moly! - John Travolta

Crime doesn't pay, playing a criminal does

John Hill — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 08:49:10 +0000

Lindsay Lohan and John Travolta appear as Gotti family, so many secrets in one room

For anyone who doesn't know, or simply has wikipedia blocked at work (it can happen), the Gambinos were one of the five organised crime families in New York making up the Mafia, which has a capital M because it's a proper noun.

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At first I was afraid, I was petrified

Harry Bow — Mon, 07 Feb 2011 10:04:16 +0000

John Travolta, Robin Gibb and Gloria Gaynor at the Golden Camera Awards, bit like Oscars

That's nice... Finally someone decided to give poor Natalie Portman a break - you can't have her going up to the podium every weekend, not in her condition. Now, that does leave one problem though, doesn't it? Just WHO else is there to give an award to??? Hmmm, how about that one who was plumped up and did an English accent in Bridget Jones? She's good, even if she hasn't actually done a film for a while... Congrats, Renee Zellweger, you've won!

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Gervais Staying Alive?

HM writer — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 09:59:51 +0000

John Travolta claims the Golden Globes were more like a roast, world sniggers

Gervais had joked at the event two weekends ago about film I Love You, Philip Morris not being nominated, before bravely adding:

"Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor -- two heterosexual actors pretending to be gay, so the complete opposite of some famous scientologists then. My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke. They’re not here."

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Follicle Hell (part 2)

HM writer — Fri, 14 Jan 2011 14:06:19 +0000

John Travolta launches watch, hair still doesn't look real

We'd have taken him more seriously if he'd borrwed his mate's hat. Travolta, who will be taking his hairmop out tomorrow to receive a top German award for his contribution to hair transplants and gay spas acting, was joined by former model Caprice Victoria Silvstedt and LA Lakers player Ronny Turia.

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Nothing here may not have happened, allegedly

John Hill — Fri, 10 Dec 2010 16:36:21 +0000

Top 10 Celebrity Scandals of 2010: the Holy Moly Review

Anyway, here's the list, so see what you think and then tell us below. Remember, it's spelled 'stupid HM arseholes', not 'stupid HM assholes'. Unless you're on of our American readers, in which case we don't mind what color language you use...

10) Lady Gaga wearing a meat dress

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Towel/Off

John Hill — Thu, 25 Nov 2010 11:50:39 +0000

John Travolta furious at claims he had gay sex in spas, sues perpetrator

And so it was. According to the letter issued to Gawker by Travolta's lawyer Marty Singer, the claims that Travolta was getting blow jobs left, right and centre from anyone who knew how famous he was were 'blatant defamatory lies' from a 'patently unreliable source.'

Not just that, but Singer says that the 'author' (of the book) acknowledged on his own website that he suffered 'permanent brain damage' in 2003, and asks why he took 15 years to publish the stories. Here's a little sample of what everyone's getting so upset about...

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Swordfish(ing)

HM writer — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 09:01:53 +0000

John Travolta allegedly visiting gay spas, world flabbergasted

The second most trustworthy news source after the Daily Star The National Enquirer are claiming that Travolta has been cheating on his wife Kelly Preston of 19 years, who is currently pregnant with their third child.

It's being alleged that the actor is part of Hollywood's "secret gay spa subculture" where he has engaged in "lewd sex acts with other men" on numerous occasions. We wonder if To*name removed by lawyer*...

Author of the intriguingly titled memoir 'You'll Never Spa in This Town Again' Robert Randolph has told the US publication:

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Flash Landing

Mon, 29 Mar 2010 13:21:25 +0000

Captain Travolta shows off his masculinity in Australia - and other stories

John Travolta touches down in Campville Australia - SocialliteLife
Gerard Butler pokes Jennifer Aniston in the bum - AnythingHollywood

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Your (face is) the one that I want

Harry Bow — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 12:42:41 +0000

John Travolta and Miley Cyrus at the The Last Song premiere, Ke$ha strangely absent

And while we're on the subject of doppelgangers, has anyone ever seen Trace Cyrus in the same room as Jesse James mistress Michelle Bombshell?

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Prince of Darkness

HM writer — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 11:23:25 +0000

Prince William appears on Hello! cover, looks familiar

If only we could put our finger on it...

Hello!

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