Holy Moly! - Jordan

Fight club

Metrosexual — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 10:50:18 +0000

Jordan and fancy man duffed up by gypsies

A gypsy said:

"He wound me up. He's an arrogant wanker who was walking around like he owned the place.

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I have nothing (to say)

Drake Scorpio — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:17:29 +0000

Jordan ruins gay wedding after four-letter rant to guests

But for once we think we're on Jordan's side on this one. Taking the stage for a karaoke version of Whitney Houston's 'I Have Nothing' at the civil partnership of make-up artists Gary Cockerill and Phil Taylor, the 31-year-old said the audience were "all cunts". And let's be fair to her, the assembled company did include Jennifer Ellison and Michelle Heaton see pics here, so she wasn't far off the mark.

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Jordan, you Swine!

Drake Scorpio — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 10:41:53 +0000

Jordan jets off on holiday with boyfriend and suspected swine flu

The model had had to pull out of a book signing yesterday (people queued for hours and were seen ripping up copies of her book - losers!) after a piece of chewing gum pulled out one of the veneers on her teeth.

When she went for emergency dental surgery it was noticed that she was suffering from symptoms of swine flu.

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Jordan's pink option

Drake Scorpio — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:29:41 +0000

Jordan says she wants to have baby with gay friend

And we don't think Jordan will be short of gay admirers as she takes delivery of her new pink horse box/whore's box yesterday.

She told OK!: "I'm a family girl. I certainly didn't want my family to be broken up but it's not going to stop me having more kids. I know I want more.

"I don't think I'll ever need to go down the route of artificial insemination or adoption. I think I'm half-decent looking enough to be able to find someone.

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Jordan's pink option

Drake Scorpio — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 08:28:59 +0000

Jordan says she wants to have baby with gay friend

And we don't think Jordan will be short of gay admirers as she takes delivery of her new pink horse box/whore's box yesterday.

She told OK!: "I'm a family girl. I certainly didn't want my family to be broken up but it's not going to stop me having more kids. I know I want more.

"I don't think I'll ever need to go down the route of artificial insemination or adoption. I think I'm half-decent looking enough to be able to find someone.

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Go West

Drake Scorpio — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 08:19:06 +0000

Jordan is obsessed with serial killers and wants a murderer pen pal

What a delightful hobby for a mother of three... The 31-year-old, who is reported to have proposed to cage fighter Alex Reid after her own private bout with him in Liverpool last week, Love it! magazine:

"I love sickos: Dennis Nilsen, Fred and Rose West, Ted Bundy - I'm obsessed. I've always been into that kind of stuff - real cut-up, blood and gore murders."

If only they were as interested in her as she is in them...

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Ding ding - round two!

Drake Scorpio — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 09:45:17 +0000

The cage fighter Jordan bedded last week is in a relationship

Jordan took the fighter back to her hotel on Thursday in Liverpool after a book signing and the fighter's girlfriend is said to be devastated.

Friends of Marie Thompson, the girlfriend, who is a mum of three like Jordan, told the Mirror:

"They were childhood sweethearts, but Katie has been chasing him for a while and it looks like he has caved in.

"Marie had a feeling that something was going on after she found text messages on Alex’s phone.

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Not just a pair of tits

HM writer — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 14:33:01 +0000

Katie Price launches new book Sapphire at Selfridges

The glamour model continued with her dignified display since splitting from Peter Andre, squeezing into a sequined leotard and hiring a load of buffed up men in Speedos with fake tattoos of her book title transferred onto their greased up abs.

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Sex & the Titties

Drake Scorpio — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 08:33:54 +0000

Jordan has auditioned for the next Sex & the City film

The 31-year-old, who has been taking acting classes in the States, said: "I recently went to LA where I was doing my acting lessons for Sex and the City Part 2. They want a big-breasted English glamour girl and I have had the audition."

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Sunday soup

Drake Scorpio — Sun, 19 Jul 2009 12:24:33 +0000

Soupy celebs celebrate Michelle Heaton's birthday

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