• Name: Justin Bieber
  • Age: 18
  • Occupation: Singer
  • Best work: becoming an international superstar after singing a song on Youtube
  • Worst work: being Justin Bieber
  • Worth: £££
  • Significant others: some Disney girl
  • Most likely to: lose a lot of appeal when he finally reaches puberty

Justin Bieber has divided the world's population. To normal people he is a twat. To 'Beliebers' with 'Bieber fever' he is a second coming of Christ. Though obviously without the beard. He has a superhero-like ability to make women and girls of all ages fancy him. Considering he is a fairly short, effeminate 16 year old boy with a stupid hair cut, this is fairly incredible. He sings about first loves, of which he seems to have had plenty which slightly defeats the point. He probably would sing about clubs but he has a few years to go before he can actually enter one. 
Whatever his deranged fervent fans say though, he is still a twat.

 

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