Holy Moly! - Katia Ivanova

Laboured Pains

HM writer — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 10:06:11 +0000

Lindsay Lohan hosts Haiti auction, Bianca Gascoigne turns up

The glittering celebrity guests who did pay the £50 for their ticket included, er, Janice Dickinson, Bianca Gascoigne, Katia Ivanova, Lady Sovereign and Calum Best, who refused to splash out the extra £20 for Lohan's finger buffet, because he'd already been offered it on a platter for free last year.

Lohan denied that she was only involved in the charity in London (and auctioning herself for the British Red Cross fundraiser) for publicity (God forbid!) or because she had been banned from attending numerous New York Fashion Week shows.

She typed furiously on Twitter:

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The end of days

Mr. HM — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 11:02:39 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Alex Reid is the winner, no you aren't dreaming.

Yes, you read it right. Alex Reid, the cross-dressing cage fighter otherwise known as Roxanne beat Vinnie Jones (oh and didn't Vinnie just love that!) and Dane Bowers (tears betting slip into a million tiny pieces) and Basshunter (meh) in the final.

If you didn't see it, I suggest you nip off to the Channel4 watch again thingy and watch Vinnie Jones' reaction to only coming third.

"Something's gone wrong. It must have been the cameras"

Amazing.

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That's laughing AT you

Harry Bow — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 18:14:29 +0000

Comedians and Katia Ivanova at the LAFTAs - and other stories

Winner at the LAFTAs Loaded

How KFed became WellFed Dlisted

Bounty Hunter - surely an Oscar contender for 2011 PopsugarUK

Brooke Mueller in rehab? Celebritysmackblog

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No Sympathy for the Devil

HM writer — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 11:44:33 +0000

Ronnie Wood goes clubbing and picks up young women, puts Keith Richards off booze

Keith Richards hasn't touched a drop of alcohol for over four months, despite previously vowing to drink forever after outliving several doctors who had told him to give up it up.

But four years ago Richards, who has a face like a crinkle cut chip, suffered a brain haemorrhage after he fell out of a plam tree on an alcohol soaked holiday with Wood. And now he's determined not to end up like Wood, who'll be partying with The Saturdays and Amelle Berrabah by the end of this week.

A source said:

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Sov's law

Harry Bow — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 11:10:53 +0000

Lady Sovereign and Katia Ivanova have a brush with the law, lock them back up please

We can think of many crimes that these two need a caution for, but those lensless plastic glasses are right at the top of the list. The look on the copper's face says it all.

As Stephen Baldwin and Sisqo were being evicted from the Big Brother house, their former contestants were enjoying their last few minutes in the spotlight by having a wacky night out in London. Traffic cones on heads missing from these pictures.

Put the pair back in the house (with the cameras off), please.

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Sov off

HM writer — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 10:16:18 +0000

Lady Sovereign and Katia Ivanova become even more irritating outside Punk club

Katia, who was the first to be evicted from the Celebrity Big Brother house, and Lady Sovereign, who was the third to leave and is still intent on wearing those pointless purple frames with no lenses, had obviously had one shandy too many and kept falling over outside Punk nightclub. Unfortunately, those pesky paparazzi were there to capture their every move, but the pair continued regardless completely oblivious of all the photographers and attention.

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Heidi Bye!

HM writer — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 11:01:34 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Katia Ivanova and Heidi Fleiss voted out in double eviction

Katia, who was greeted with a chorus of boos, had tried to claw her way back into public favour by flirting with Basshunter again, and begging him to spank her arse with a wet tea towel. But it was to no avail, and she received 44 per cent of the public vote..

And on her on-off relationship with Basshunter, she told Davina during her eviciton interview:

"Some days I would wake up and feel like I could have feelings for him and other days I didn't."

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chew 'em up - spit 'em out!

Mr. HM — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:56:48 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010 video: Katia dumps Jonas, worra bitch

For a housemate up for eviction, she isn't exactly playing a clever game is she? And as for Jonas - grow some bollocks mate - what the fuck did you expect from someone who has touched this man's penis?

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Not those kind Jonas!

Mr. HM — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 17:37:05 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2010: Armchair Aerobics task, Sisqo looks better

As part of their current task, which involves them being treated like they are in an old people's home (So they'll be pissing themselves, being fed through tubes, get abused by staff and be coerced into remortgaging their houses anytime soon) the housemates have been dressed up as fogeys and asked to take part in an armchair aerobics exercise routine.

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Vinnie Jones looks exactly the same.

Sisqo looks like him out of Desmonds (This is not racist - Ed).

Lady Sovereign has embraced her inner lesbian.

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Celebrity Big Brother 2010: More on Sisqo's reported lovechild, Katia dumps Basshunter :(

HM writer — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 11:02:02 +0000

No thong, thong, thong, thong... (on)

Sisqo has denied that 10-year-old Ian, with former fan Jamilia Farid, is his child and has refused to take a paternity test since Jamilia confronted him with a photo of Ian seven years ago.

Jamila met Sisqo, 19 at the time, when she sneaked into a club in Zurich after he had performed with group Dru Hill back in 1999.

She told The Sun:

"He was standing by the bar surrounded by beautiful women. As I walked in he stared right at me. I could see he was interested. He never asked my age and I never told him I was 14."

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