Holy Moly! - Katie Holmes

Water of The Worlds

John Hill — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:36:37 +0000

Tom Cruise water for sale on eBay, can be used for baptisms, exorcisms and perfumes

But you can stop dreaming, because now, while you probably can't start up your own successful chain of titty bars, you can certainly buy a bottle of holy Tom Water. Ebay seller lowginjay has managed to scoop up some from a swimming pool that Tom and his wife Katie swam in back in July, and he's willing to part with it, for a modest sum:

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Low hanging fruit

John Hill — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 11:45:47 +0000

Noel Gallagher met Katie Holmes, she was rude, much prefers Steve Martin and ZZ Top

That's right, Katie Holmes was rude to Noel. Apparently she doesn't like being caught on camera, what with all that magic stuff floating around in her blood. Writing on his blog, Noel had this to say about their meeting before the Late Show With David Letterman:

"We literally bumped into that top Scientologist Katie Holmes on the way into the studio. We came out of the lift and BANG, there she was."

"Now at this point my mate, and friend of the stars, Scully was doing a bit of filming for my website and managed to capture the moment,"

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How I Met Some Bother

Gemma Exley — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:57:41 +0000

Did Katie Holmes do a nip-slip on How I Met Your Mother? Seems so

In a Halloween episode which aired earlier in the week, Katie Holmes dressed up as a pumpkin and apparently slipped a nipple. Tommy will spit a mental when he sees it - she was only allowed to dress-up if she was an alien. As for the nipple, we all saw them before they got their own contract anyway.

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Heard about our love for Amber?

Gemma Exley — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 14:53:57 +0000

The week in fashion: HM style round-up, 14 October 2011

As much as we love Stone, at the moment we actually have a new obsession - Amber Heard, who's so freakin' sexy we've featured her twice; once in a va-va voom split-to-the-thigh red Elie Saab gown, and another time looking all white in a simple but stunning shift.

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“Guy spends the film looking like a man who’d rather be asleep”

Tim Chipping — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 14:46:37 +0000

Don't Be Afraid of the Dark - worry about what you're missing while you watch this crap

But when we saw the opening Hammer-esque “frightened maid” creeping down dark stairs and the genuinely horrible teeth removal scene we thought, ‘Ah, excellent – this is going to be an homage to classic horror’. But it seems there’s a thin line between homage and having a script that a child would write if you asked a child to write a horror movie and that child showed very little aptitude for original screenwriting.

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Release Date: Fri, 07/10/2011

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Emmy the greats

Gemma Exley — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 09:15:04 +0000

Emmy Awards 2011: ALL the red carpet dresses, pretty pretty good all around

Bloody Paltrow and her face all smug in the knowledge that her Goopy diet paid off and everyone can see how great she looks in her Pucci number - don't worry, we're here to remind everyone of THIS.

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Gok says no to baby fashion icons

BeccaDP — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 10:35:51 +0000

Gok Wan slates Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes for dressing their kids like grown ups

Auntie Gok (which is what he calls himself when indulging in the aforementioned banger-grabbing) had this to say on the designer-clad offspring of famous persons:

“It’s not the parents dressing children in designer clothes that bothers me. If they can afford it, fine. But I have an issue with young children dressing up as adults.

“We should let Harper Seven be a kid first before we start hailing her as a new fashion icon.”

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She Hathaway with men

Peter Meehan — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 09:17:15 +0000

Cowboys and Cragliens: HM Pictures of the Day 9th August

We have Indiana Jones and James Bond or their boring real names Harrison Ford (not that boring) and Daniel Craig (quite boring) at the German premiere of Cowboys and Aliens, plus Olivia WIlde was there too so watch out for her. Katie Holmes was in New York for the Don't Be Afraid of the Dark premiere and in Los Angeles. The One Day premiere in New York had Anne Hathaway, Jim Sturgess (he's obviously got to perfect his skills - thumbs up? Amateur) Kevin Jonas with Danielle Deleasa were there too, and they're not even actors.

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Cruise collection

Gemma Exley — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 12:10:17 +0000

Katie Holmes appears in Spanish Vogue, possibly after raiding husband's wardrobe

The actress appears on the front of Spanish Vogue in what has been dubbed as a 'sexy dominatrix shoot'. Apparently there are shots inside of her in 'sexy suspenders, a cleavage-bearing top and a lacy mask'. Hopefully without the naval on display too much because we don't really like thinking about that.

What we do like thinking about, though, is her CV... It's interesting to say the least.

2011 Jack and Jill (completed)

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Suri-ly kidding?

Harry Bow — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 16:30:23 +0000

Quote of the day: Katie Holmes on Suri's maternity wardrobe

Talking to In Style magazine about all that usual shit ("Suri picks out my outfits!" "Suri hates coats!"), Katie Holmes revealed:

"I will buy something with her in mind, thinking it's gonna look so great on her when she's 25 or whatever.

"I have a lot of things that I've already set aside, as well as some of my old maternity clothes so that she (can) wear them when she's having a alien daughter or son."

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