Katie Waissel
  • Name: Katie Waissel
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  • Occupation: X-Factor loser
  • Best work: Her naked vid
  • Worst work: Sleeping with James Blunt
  • Worth: Less than £
  • Significant others: Plenty
  • Most likely to: Sleep with you

Katie Waissel has, as it turns out, a stronger desire to be famous than pretty much everyone on the planet, and will do anything to achieve it. She's seduced James Blunt, which probably wasn't that difficult, and she's also managed to piss Cheryl off by being enormously dramatic and teary, unbelievable considering those are two of Cheryl's favourite things in the whole wide world (except pretending that she wasn't done for assault a couple of years ago).

Before she went on X-Factor, Waissel had already tried becoming famous once, filming a truly, truly awful show called Green Eyed World, which basically involved her giving enormously self-indulgent diatribes about how she was going to crack the music industry in America using only her emotions and surprisingly strong jawline. To top it off she then seduced the executive producer of the show, and stuck it in the final few episodes. Now that's dedication. Even the fact that her grandmother was a prostitute didn't save her from being in the final two four times before being voted off in week 8.

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