• Name: Katy Perry
  • Age: 27
  • Occupation: Singer
  • Best work: I Kissed A Girl
  • Worst work: California Gurls
  • Worth: ££
  • Significant others: divorced Russell Brand
  • Most likely to: Still be wearing hot pants at 40

She is America's equivalent to a skinny Lily Allen‚ the singer's words (not ours), which she had to subsequently eat when word hit Miss Allen's ears. She is more famously known for kissing girls, not pissing them off, as she hit the UK number 1 spot with her debut single, "I Kissed a Girl". She has massive tits and has got them out by going topless, too.

She came back in 2010 with a new album which made it to number one in the charts. Perry also married Russell Brand in India in October after claiming that she had tamed him. 

After 14 months of taming, Katy grew tired of Russell's alleged love of wheelchair porn and alleged jokes about her religious parents, so they got divorced in early 2012. She's now probably having out with hipsters.

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