How do you feel right now? Unfashionable but very warm? Thought so. Thermals look cute and cosy for about five minutes,  then six hours in and your gloried pyjamas are glued to your back with a layer of sweat as the heating causes your brain to melt onto your keyboard. We digress, but we're hot and wishing that our chill solution had been a faux fur trimmed Balenciaga coat chucked over a long sleeved Erdem dress. Sure, our legs would be goose-bumpy, but we'd also have a cab waiting outside. Obviously. Did we mention that in this fantasy we are Michelle Williams? Sigh...

Despite the fact that Keira Knightley is attractive and seemingly relatively smart and friendly, there's something about her that puts us off any film that she's in. It's not that she's a terrible actress (although she's not great), or that she chooses awful roles, but something about her puts us on edge. It's like watching someone you know go on stage for the first time. It just looks weird. Maybe she's just too British.