Holy Moly! - Keith Urban

Yes, the globe/tit jokes are on their way

Mr. HM — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 02:10:59 +0000

Golden Globes 2012: Red Carpet pictures - dresses, glamour teeth, disasters

We are feverishly getting the winners for you, as well as scouring the internet for Ricky Gervais' opening speech. In the meantime, feast your eyes on the red carpet pics...

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No Woot: WOOT

Not Cuntry, but Country

John Hill — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 15:56:15 +0000

Academy of Country Music Awards starring Donald Rumsfeld and Rihanna

Well, we here at HM would like to stand up and say yes, we fully agree, all country music is terrible, but doesn't it deserve a chance? Perhaps if we cared half as much for bearded men wearing fake tan and singing unbearably miserable songs as we do for injured kittens and homeless puppies the world would be a better place.

That's right, Charlie Brooker. We might lick dustbins, but at least we have a heart.

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Cast plus one, please

John Hill — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 09:20:23 +0000

Just Go With It premiere: Adam Sandler, Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman

Which we know is what you want. Unfortunately, since we've now covered the only attendee that wasn't a member of the cast, there's very little excitement and mystery left. However, brave little soldiers that we are, we'll try and say something enigmatic about Nicole Kidman's static face and Adam Sandler's tired comedy routines.

Nope. Can't. Umm. Brooklyn Decker sometimes wears a bikini? Come on, that's kind of mysterious. In a way.

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Birth (that was a weird film, wasn't it?)

Harry Bow — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 11:03:53 +0000

Nicole Kidman baby: actress and Keith Urban have new daughter via surrogate

In a statement, Kidman and Urban - who got wed in 2006 and two years later had daughter Sunday Roastse together, announced:

"Our family is truly blessed, and just so thankful, to have been given the gift of baby Faith Margaret.

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Urban fox

Harry Bow — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 13:03:12 +0000

Keith Urban makes sure it's still there: HM Pictures of the Day 13th December 2010

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You're kiddin', man

Aretha Franklin — Mon, 19 Apr 2010 10:45:09 +0000

Nicole Kidman detracts from face with outfit at Academy of Country Music Awards

A role which sees her play a man (time to get that beard out again, eh, Nicole?) - although the face was looking a little bit more like Cilla Black's on red carpet.

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Happy Teat

HM writer — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:42:50 +0000

Nicole Kidman shows off squashed boobs at Country Music Awards

And even husband Keith Urban couldn't help but gawp (or wince?) at her bosoms. But then again, they do begin at his eye level. Perhaps it's just the outcome of all that "raw" and "dangerous" sex they've been having lately...

Kidman is set to star in a film as Gwyneth Paltrow's husband, taking on the role of Danish artist Einar Wegener who was born a man but went on to become a woman, the world's first post-op transsexual. But was she still in costume last night??

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So Lohan, Lindsay

chrisns — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 23:00:00 +0000

Newsmound : Milking the juicy teats of the internet

Samantha Ronson's cake. She's obviously got the Kate Moss cookbook Dlisted

Keith Urban likes a nice bit of arse.

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Newsmound internet round up

chrisns — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Stephen Bladwin's still mental. Lindsay Lohan's still stupid.

A rough-looking Lindsay Lohan salutes the 'coloured' man in the White House. WWTDD

Romeo Beckham attempts to stop Peter Pan from floating away. Dlisted

Jennifer Aniston helps out a Friend, and some fat children too.

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Urban Legend

chrisns — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:00:00 +0000

Nicole Kidman reveals the secrets to an easy birthing

Or it might have something to do with the fact that Nicole is entirely made of plastic and botox now and utterly impervious to pain.

Nicole was talking to Glamour magazine. Actually, she wasn't talking - more simpering. Really, I'm not joking here. You might want to have a bucket or plastic bag handy in case she simpers you into involuntary illness.

"Keith was my rock during childbirth. I'd heard horror stories of 40 hours of labour, and I was sure that would be me, but I had a very easy labour.

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