Guys, now you've ventured into the HM fashion section because a picture of Kelly Brook in her bra and knickers caught your eye, let us tell you about Valentine's Day... If your special lady friend tells you she doesn't want to celebrate it, she's lying. Any vaguely romantic gesture will do really - we'd suggest breakfast in bed with the Marmite spread over the toast to resemble a brown sloppy heart. Just don't buy her this  underwear and then moan about losing your semi when she doesn't look anything like Kelly Brook in it. You don't want to offend her before the end of the month when it's a leap year now, do you? Oh.

Bless Kelly Brook. She thinks she could've had a career like Kate Winslet if only she'd got her breasts out less, although ol' Winslet gets an Oscar every time she flashes her bosom, which shows that Brook does have similar-ish assets. Or at least assets. Here they are in a New Look campaign.