Holy Moly! - Kerry Katona

Bruce Forsyth!

John Hill — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:53:35 +0000

National Television Awards 2012 arrivals: Gypsy Wedding, Tulisa the swan and Fatima

Anyway, before we get to the awards themselves we've got all the pictures from the red carpet. Dresses! Shoes! Haircuts! Legs! Hands! Handbags! Leg bracelets! Eyes! Bruce Forsyth!

Points to note:

Tulisa's dress
Leigh Francis' suit
Fatima Whitbread's moxy (yeah, moxy)
Those two from Big Fat Gypsy Wedding (that's a deep teak if you were wondering)
And
The TOWIE girls actually looking reasonably classy.

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The Price might not be right, but the Katona is certainly wrong

John Hill — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 15:43:40 +0000

Kerry Katona giving Katie Price relationship advice again, still not sure who's worse

Of course it doesn't help that Katie Price, being a pisces, is unlikely to be receptive to hypocritical bullshit at least until next Tuesday, and you also mustn't forget that the infamous litigation dragon she's had rising in her gamma quadrant since she was about 18, will mean that any kind of insult at all could result in her children finding themselves the recipients of an unexpected cashwindfall.

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The Girls With The Flagon of Taboo?

Gemma Exley — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 16:44:28 +0000

London last night: Noomi Rapace plays with fire, cuts her foot

The person with Kelly Rowland from Destiny's Child is called Amelia Lily and probably won't be worth remembering from Monday anyway, the girl with the large lolly pop head who's stood outside an adult shop isn't actually a stripper, her name's Dionne Bromfield, the chap with the umbrella is called George Lamb, he's not wearing a bow tie but he does normally, the lady in the dressing gown is Kerry Katona, look her up when you've got a space day or two, the one with the goodie bag and full body vajazzle is Amy Childs, and that glamorous looking beauty in the grey furry jacket is our very best

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Is that OK?

Gemma Exley — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 09:42:42 +0000

OK! magazine christmas party, nip-slips, TOWIE, Katona, Cundy and Heaton ahoy!

Despite the weekly features about the state of Jennifer Aniston's uterus, it's our very own z-listers that are OK! magazine's main bread and butter, so what better way to reward them for spending at least a couple of minutes per week speaking on the phone to a ghost writer than to thrown a big piss-up where they can behave in exactly the fashion that made them famous in the first place. It's the jolly old cycle of life.

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Walking, riding and being famous

John Hill — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 09:23:56 +0000

Out in London last night: Kate Moss, the X Factor lot, Kerry Katona and Russell Grant

Walking? Janine from EastEnders was doing that brilliantly (along with a man we suspect to be Matt Berry) Riding a bike? Vivienne Westwood had that well covered. Leaving your house? Gwen Stefani excelled. Wearing clothes that make you look like you were dressed by the special class at a local playgroup? Geri and Fearne had that down to a tee.

Also, Russell Grant wearing a Mexican denim poncho, Nicola Roberts performing at Carphone warehouse and Jamie Hince smoking a cigarette.

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Big Fat Gypsy Big Brother Win

BeccaDP — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 08:49:49 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2011: Paddy Doherty beats Jedward and Kerry Katona to win!

Paddy shot to notoriety on Big Fat Gypsy Weddings, and at first his appearance on Big Brother was met with derision and scorn, with the audience on the first night booing him as he entered the house. He quickly won everyone round, though, by saying the word “sausage” as much as possible and being quite agreeable.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KERRY KATONA!

BeccaDP — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 21:11:05 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother 2011 Blog, Day 20

LAST DAY, PEOPLE! How very exciting!!!

It is Kerry's 31st birthday!!! The housemates throw her a secret surprise party, and must keep it a secret, or it will be canceled! Kerry is all excited about having a party, and then to top it off, Jedward do her a striptease, and one of them is wearing cut offs!!! HE IS A NEVER NUDE!!!!!! Then all the other boys strip too. We knew there was a reason Bobby was still in the house.

DARRYN HAS A LOB ON! ARRRRGH! EURRRRGH! ARRRRGH! Or is it a banana? Who knows? We don't wanna know.

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Either shag him or SHU'UUUUUP, OK?!

BeccaDP — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 22:01:26 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother Blog 2011, Day 19

Take This receive a delicious breakfast for winning the task. It is a good breakfast, the type of breakfast your other half makes you when they want something. You know what we're saying. Amy hates that she has to camp outside, because she prefers glamping. Sigh.

Lucien rubs his wilkins against Kerry's harris.

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Mmmmmm! Dribble!

BeccaDP — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 12:29:27 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother Blog 2011, Day 18

As part 2 of the Band task, the bands have to take part in a posing task, where they have to hold their sexy band poses as long as possible. Edward’s sexy pose is the best; he is grabbing his own massive boob. Lucien is very good at holding his pose, and John’s pose is amazing because he has his gob open, and is dribbling liberally. Lucien and John hold their poses for over an hour, but then Lucien moves and that means boyband Take This win, even though they are shit. Then Big Brother screens the videos the bands made, which just reminds us how much we miss All Saints.

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Battle of the Bands.

BeccaDP — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 22:20:45 +0000

Celebrity Big Brother Blog 2011, Day 17

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