Holy Moly! - Kevin Federline

(K-)Fed up with being fat bloater

Metrosexual — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:24:31 +0000

Kevin Federline joins Fit Club

Fed clearly had nothing to do with his monthly alimony payments from Britney Spears other than buy fried squirrel sandwiches and stick them down his throat. Now look at him!

The formerly weasel-faced crap-rapper turned flop-wrestler will be appearing alongside his ex girlfriend Shar Jackson with whom he had two children before ditching Jackson for Spears. Should be cozy.

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HM writer — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 13:31:00 +0000

Kevin Federline looks fat at the zoo with family and fiance

But apparently Federline (pictured with his boys from marriage to Spears, Jayden James and Sean Preston) has got morbidly obese intentionally (celebrities eh?) for his reported reality TV show which will show him putting on weight and presumably see him losing it.

We think we'd rather watch Katie Price pissing on a pregnancy test, if it's all the same...

And we can't help but wonder what his 26-year-old fiance and former professional volleyball player Victoria Prince sees in him...

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temp1 — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 10:58:25 +0000

He is the background dancer who struck absolute gold when he caught the attentions of Britney Spears. Already engaged to the mother of his first child, Shar Jackson (who at the time was heavily pregnant with Federline's second child) he quickly set out to steal the singer's heart/fortune by knocking her up then marching her down the aisle. He fathers two of Spears children, Sean Preston and Jayden James. She reportedly dumped the dancer in a text after allegations of his infidelity hit the papers. He also tried his hand at rapping and released an album. Ever heard of it? Nope, us neither.

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Occupation: Dancer

Best Work: Marrying Britney Spears

Worst Work: All of his rap shizz

Worth: £

Significant Other: Victoria Prince

Most Likely To: write a book on his 2 year marriage

Date of Birth: 21/03/1978

Paps: 200

Slaps: 213