• Name: Kim Kardashian
  • Age: 31
  • Occupation: Being famous
  • Best work: if she ever fucked off
  • Worst work: everything she does
  • Worth: £££
  • Significant others: engaged to Kris Humphries
  • Most likely to: attend the opening of an envelope

Kim Kardashian became famous after a leaked sex tape. She then went on to star in a reality tv show, Keeping up with the Kardashians. So far, so Paris Hilton. The one thing that makes Kim different is that her family are just as fame hungry and talentless as she is. Their names also all begin with K which is frankly stupid. 

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